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Right ****ing Up You Glasgow Scum

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Oct 20, 2014.

  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Brown eyed mutant ^^^^^^^
     
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  2. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Facts about Glasgow -

    Glasgow can be translated to mean 'Rubber Jeffery' in early Gaelic language
    The people of Glasgow do not cast reflections
    The traditional flag of Glasgow depicts an earwig wearing a hat
    It is illegal to 'skip and frolic' in Glasgow
    There are no Comanche Indians living in Auchenshuggle
    Glasgow has been deemed a no-go area by elves and imps
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Plenty of ****ing Orcs though
     
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  4. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Dev
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Dare I say it ^^^^^
     
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  7. Mind The Duck

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    Tony Award Winning Stereo Typist
     
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  8. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    At least casual assaults in Glasgow are done in fancy dress.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-29689686

    Would your sour-faced, Edinburgh street thug go to so much effort?
     
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  9. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Aye wan blue east and the other blue west
     
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  10. Mick O'Toon

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    :grin:

    When she cries the tears run down her back.
     
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I would imagine they figure it as being a good thing because people with blue eyes have better eyesight than people with brown eyes.
     
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  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    i've got brown eyes and can see like ****
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh> can see like ****!
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Good tune,btw I've got green eyes but bet a few on here have pink eyes and very white skin

    [video=youtube;oUjUTG3hwyQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUjUTG3hwyQ[/video]
     
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  15. Spook

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    99% of Estonians have blue eyes.

    Ironically, they're Finnic and not classed as 'Aryan' by Nazi standards.
     
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  16. Spook

    Spook Well-Known Member

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    Dunno. My blue eyes feel like they're on fire on a sunny day. People with lights eyes are strongly advised to wear sunglasses whenever the sun's out. Brown-eyed people can get away with, apparently.
     
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  17. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Was gonna say only ****s and *****s have blue eyes but recent studies have disproved that fact,


    "In Estonia, 99% of people have blue eyes," stated Hans Eiberg from the Department of Cellular and Molecular Medicine at the University of Copenhagen.[33] Blue eyes are also common in other parts of northern and eastern Europe, particularly around the Baltic Sea. Eiberg added, "In Denmark 30 years ago, only 8% of the population had brown eyes, though through immigration; today that number is about 11%. In Germany, about 75% have blue eyes."[33] Blue eyes are also found in southern Europe, Central Asia, South Asia, and West Asia, especially among the Jewish population of Israel.[34][35][36] Many modern Israeli Jews are of European Ashkenazi origin, among whom this trait is common (a study taken in 1911 found that 53.7% of Ukrainian Jews had blue eyes).
     
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  18. monacoger

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    Weirdly, the Finnish, Estonian and Hungarian languages are very similar, not sure about the colour of Hungarian eyes though
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    This should answer your question.

    [video=youtube;2ssCL292DQA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ssCL292DQA[/video]
     
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  20. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    What about Japs eyes ?

    Any research ?
     
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