I do. Heel got a bit minced in the back wheel of a motorbike once. 33 stitches baby. Not exactly action man but impressive nonetheless. P.s war wounds don't count
yes I was 15 at time got a bike and decided I ride like eddy kidd as just watched one of his stunts on tv so anyway long story is got my chips from the local chippy then wanted to get back for the football later that night as just brought sky tv so was excited seing my first game live dozy then peddling about 50 miles an hour misjudged the bricks on the pavement and smashed right into them and landed on top of the pile of bricks,i got up and blood was pooring from my chin ,my bike was bent in 3 places it was lucky I didn't do serious halm to myself back then I had go to a and e in Sidcup and waited 8 hours to have seven poxy stitches ouch
I have lots on my head from bottles and random accidents a few sexy boxer cuts near my left eye too. I grew up in Colchester a squaddy town .
I have a scar where my cock and balls used to be. They were bitten off and carried away by a rabid otter.
My legs are scarred to **** from when I set myself on fire. My ear too, all burnt like a giant pork scratching.
I tell you what's cathartic but makes you feel like a **** for the rest of the day: giving some customer support type an earful. Made a total **** of myself as per but kinda content nevertheless.
Aye and nothing worse than "Is it plugged in,Sir".Smart **** straight out of school and knows all the answers,nothing worse!!