Future of GC

Primitive sexual organs proportional to a 3inch long fish?

Yep, it's definitely one of your scottish ancestors

 

Why did the Irishman wear 2 condoms?

 

To avoid getting the bad aids of some durty scots bitch

 

*That

 

*the other

 

*alternate

 

day 2 of hangover in full flow. things are looking great

really enjoying it

 

were you bevvin with bealey? he wasn't answering my calls on Sat.

 

I thought Bealey was across in Italy proposing to his bird?

 

Hope she says yes. Be a bit of a downer otherwise.

 

Be pretty funny if she says naw. One or both of them would have to get an early flight back home

I wouldn't wish that on anybody. Still funny tho.

 

Proposing abroad, or in front of a stadium full of fans, is just asking for trouble.

 

Down with this sort of thing.

 

If was a betting man, I would say that she will say no, but he will come on here saying she said yes, then within a few months he will say to us that he is going to break it off with her, while secretly trying to fight the urge to cry like a wee lassie, Beale would do anything to save some face.

 

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Even the BBC mods were keen on the joys of piss porn.

 

I kill most threads after a fat zoot and 2 bottles of red.

 

Yes you do, or even sometimes without.

 

Promote scat porn.

 

shut up