I know pal, it's hard to get sarcasm across on here! Besides, if you wanna dig up ALL of the results from history, there's one that these lot might be inclined to rub your nose in... let's just keep it to the PL.
Just had a look, you lot stuck 19 goals past us in our first four games against you, back in the 1890's We scored 3.
Hard to believe, but at one time we used to have two of the richest clubs in world football and used to take the record of World's most expensive football transfer off each other. If memory serves me right it's a record you've held either 4 or 5 times to our 3. Ah those were the days