Things that genuinely make you want to vomit

For me -

Old women who have hairy chins

Dog eggs

Greasy hair prints on bus and train windows

Seaweed

Yellow toenails (normally seen on rubber flip-flop wearers)

How about you guys?

 

People who don't like piss porn

 

When my dad's cock hits my tonsils.

 

That white s**t that covers ya dong when pounding a bird like a dry piston

Yacontcha!

 

The smell from my kitchen sink when I leave unwashed dishes in there for a fortnight.

 

Bananas skins that have gone all black, shrivelled and curly - normally to be found at bus stops

Tchaikovsky's Miniature Overture from Swan Lake

Listening to someone's bowel movements from the adjacent cubicle - especially when I'm eating my lunch

 

Watching people being sick is quite vomit inducing.

 

Protestants, Presbyterians, Jews, Muslims and the smell of ****e off british peoples breath.

 

Sure is buddy

 

Any meat or fish product.

Any non-Toby-approved spirits or beverages (sambuca, Lilt, Guinness, Malibu, etc...)

The smell of ER's bedsit.

Poo from any animal that's not a vegetarian.

Top Gear.

Too much ketamine.

There are quite a few, luckily I avoid most of them as I hate being sick.

 

People eating crisps on the bus or train. Dunno what's worse: the constant munching or the smell (cheese and onion are the worst. Don't mind eating crisps myself mind.)

Women with hairy legs.

Men with hairy backs.

Pigeons eating puke.

 

What does ER's bedsit smell like?

 

When did you smell ER's bedsit? Not only are you scared of his penis, but the smell of his bedsit makes you sick? I think you must know him better than you are making out you do

 

You just made me throw up in the office

 

If I give away too much info you'll be able to find articles with my pic and real name, so I'm not going to give away too much...

There was a famous case of the Aberdeenshire Fritzl a few years back, you can do the googling

 

So Er is your dad ?

 

Wash your mouth out

 

12 pints of cider, kebab and a few whisky chasers sometimes does the trick.

 

for me one direction cant fecking sing twats

 

The smell or sight of other people's vomit as the newbie said, and the smell of ****e.