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  1. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    hi all

    have a job interview in a week

    Not worried about it in the main

    but they have said there will be a 20 min IT test

    Any ideas on the kind of things that come up?

    its housing and development related job

    cheers
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Jul 1, 2011
  2. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    They will give you a list of networking protocols and you will need to describe them in detail. Easy peasy <diva>
     
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    Sam Axe, Jul 1, 2011
  3. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    you sure?

    not one of those 'here's a list now put it ina spreadsheet or something'?
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Jul 1, 2011
  4. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Ah I'm only joshing you. It will probably be one of those inputting data accurately test
     
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    Sam Axe, Jul 1, 2011
  5. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    Housing & IT

    If you are fluent in cambodian, french, dutch & somali then you will piss it
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Jul 1, 2011
  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Suck him off. Never fails.
     
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    Ciaran, Jul 1, 2011

  7. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    its two women doing the interview lol

    shall i flop it out?
     
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  8. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Even better. Just give it the business
     
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    Sam Axe, Jul 1, 2011
  9. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    depends - Turned up once and the questions were on 'system K'
    luckily had seen our finance officer using it
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Jul 1, 2011
  10. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    now if you can get them too rub each others tits, whilst you get it on camera, the sky's the limit
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Jul 1, 2011
  11. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    If there is an ugly one, flirt with her. **** her if you need to, you might even enjoy it.
     
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    Ciaran, Jul 1, 2011
  12. BH1972RFC

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    Swot up on your routing tables and subnet masking. Then you'll be fine <ok>
     
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    BH1972RFC, Jul 1, 2011
  13. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    just google the answers never fails
     
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  14. Waddos_legends

    Waddos_legends Active Member

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    Just tell them your Polish and the job's yours!
     
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    Waddos_legends, Jul 1, 2011
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    It will definitely end up as a porno, I guarantee it, so bring lots of lube, you'll probably be penetrated by a big scary Russian man as well <ok>
     
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    jerseymackem, Jul 1, 2011

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