1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Jul 15, 2014.

  1. PompeyLapras

    PompeyLapras Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 29, 2011
    Messages:
    11,548
    Likes Received:
    2,028
    Yes, that would be a secondary consideration.

    Not sure what that is.
     
    #3721
  2. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2011
    Messages:
    39,383
    Likes Received:
    8,819
    Just went a bit light headed a moment ago. Noticed in an article somewhere that Koeman had scored quite a few goals in his playing career. So I looked up his stats. For those who don't know, hold onto your hats, and remember that this guy is a central defender:

    In all club competitions he played 685 games.
    please log in to view this image
    He scored 239 times.

    He is the world's leading scoring defender. Oh, and he played in 78 games for Holland, scoring 14 times.
     
    #3722
  3. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2011
    Messages:
    39,313
    Likes Received:
    39,239
    That is amazing. I had no idea he was that prolific. Interestingly, although practically all our other positions on the pitch have been scoring for fun this season, our CB's haven't managed a single goal yet. Ron must be jumping up and down willing them on at every set piece.
     
    #3723
  4. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2011
    Messages:
    43,005
    Likes Received:
    48,927
    I think if you're considering a sex change PL, it probably should be a prime consideration. You don't want bits getting tucked away unless you've asked for it to be done...
     
    #3724
  5. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2011
    Messages:
    43,005
    Likes Received:
    48,927
    Fiorentina/Florence all day long. No contest.
     
    #3725
  6. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2011
    Messages:
    39,383
    Likes Received:
    8,819
    Just for the architecture alone.
     
    #3726
  7. Onionman

    Onionman Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2012
    Messages:
    6,037
    Likes Received:
    9,382
    Why not Nou Camp. Barcelona's a terrific city to visit (hold on to your wallet, though).

    http://www.fcbarcelona.com/info-tickets - tickets from €49 for Ajax tomorrow. Generally a few available even at short notice for all but the biggest games.

    The whole Vin family is going to go sometime next season with the boys separating from the ladies for one evening as we go to the match.

    Vin
     
    #3727
  8. Onionman

    Onionman Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2012
    Messages:
    6,037
    Likes Received:
    9,382
    Don't get PL started. I mentioned him once but I think I got away with it.

    Vin
     
    #3728
  9. Onionman

    Onionman Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2012
    Messages:
    6,037
    Likes Received:
    9,382
    In some American bibles, you're told not to covet your neighbor's ass.

    Sound advice, IMO.

    Vin
     
    #3729
  10. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2011
    Messages:
    39,383
    Likes Received:
    8,819
    Cripes..! You are young. A Babel Fish is creation of Douglas Adams, from HHGTTG. Here's an extract:

    The Babel fish is small, yellow, leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the universe. It feeds on brain wave energy, absorbing all unconscious frequencies and then excreting telepathically a matrix formed from the conscious frequencies and nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain, the practical upshot of which is that if you stick one in your ear, you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language: the speech you hear decodes the brain wave matrix.

    So the Babel Fish is a universal translator that neatly crosses the language divide between any species. The HHGTTG points out that the Babel fish could not possibly have developed naturally, and therefore it both proves and disproves the existence of God. It is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful could evolve purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this:

    "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

    "But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."

    "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

    "Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white, and gets killed on the next zebra crossing.


    Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys. But this did not stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme for his best selling book, Well That About Wraps It Up for God. Meanwhile the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different cultures and races, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.

    And reality is hardly any different. [I added that last bit myself]
     
    #3730

  11. BassettSaint

    BassettSaint Active Member

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2011
    Messages:
    976
    Likes Received:
    177
    I haven't seen anyone post this yet and I thought it interesting enough to share - an article on what has become on some of footballs 'lost' grounds. If anyone else like me enjoys the history and nostalgia of grounds of old then I recommend this little piece giving some info on the grounds of Arsenal, Oxford, Middlesbrough, Stoke, Southampton, Bristol Rovers and Bolton.

    http://http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-29460621

    Additonally, for anyone interested, I recommend http://www.footballgroundguide.com for some info/photos on other lost grounds.
     
    #3731
  12. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2011
    Messages:
    39,313
    Likes Received:
    39,239
    I'd go as far as to say that that post deserves its own thread Bassett, if you would be so kind.
     
    #3732
  13. Joe!

    Joe! Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2011
    Messages:
    18,397
    Likes Received:
    71
    Thanks for the recommendations, fellas. We've decided to first look at which cities have the best prices for flights and accommodation, then look at ticket prices for those places. Currently Munich is winning, but there's plenty more investigating to be done. I agree that Florence would be an amazing place to visit, but we're struggling to actually figure out the logistics of it. Websites for Italian teams aren't very helpful.
     
    #3733
  14. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 17, 2011
    Messages:
    57,300
    Likes Received:
    40,066
    I have done Rome and Madrid for football weekends; both excellent although football wise, Rome was a little scary - they're mad.

    My next destination for football is hopefully Florence, then Dortmund or Munich.
     
    #3734
  15. West Kent Saint

    West Kent Saint Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 1, 2011
    Messages:
    6,335
    Likes Received:
    3,445
    Florence. Not sure on value for money games, but beautiful city, and the food isn't bad too. Surrounding countryside is also pretty. I actually managed a bit of skiing in the Apennines. That was January mind.
     
    #3735
  16. dman

    dman Member

    Joined:
    Apr 10, 2012
    Messages:
    781
    Likes Received:
    9
    Rome derby - yay, what a day/night out that is ! Went to Rome derby in 2009 when Lazio won 4-2 and it was absolutely bonkers. Luckily mostly with Lazio supporters so amazing celebrations. Ultras from both teams are nutters but stayed well clear of them. We were on bus going back towards Terminus railway station afterwards and the driver was a crazed Roma fan - taking corners at high speed and taking off from stops whilst people were still getting on/off, it was hilarious but scary too ! We survived.
     
    #3736
  17. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 24, 2011
    Messages:
    40,209
    Likes Received:
    24,205
    Mentioned it briefly elsewhere, but I'll post it in here.

    I recorded a podcast last night with Chris Rann (George Weah's Cousin - does bits for the Metro etc) and his mate Dan. I think it's going onto iTunes on Wednesday.

    I know TSS tends to keep posted on Chris's work, so thought I'd drop that in here.

    We were discussing Sunderland, the two Stoke games, Tadić and then there's a few light-hearted bits in there too.

    However, it was the first edition - so it's early days yet.
     
    #3737
  18. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2011
    Messages:
    39,383
    Likes Received:
    8,819
    Yep, I do.
     
    #3738
  19. tomw24

    tomw24 Well-Known Member
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 9, 2011
    Messages:
    68,079
    Likes Received:
    37,104
    #3739
  20. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2011
    Messages:
    39,313
    Likes Received:
    39,239
    Truly horrible and very sad. I see the club are retiring his shirt, which is a nice gesture.
     
    #3740

Share This Page