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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    An Army veteran was walking outside with his girlfriend near his home in Philadelphia on Sunday when all of a sudden a man threatened the couple with a 13-inch knife. The criminal didn’t know he had several factors working against him.

    Firstly, his would-be “victim,” William Lawler, 38, is an Army veteran who retired as a lieutenant after serving for over a decade. That’s strike one.

    Secondly, he’s a longtime firearms instructor with a license to carry a concealed 9mm Glock. That’s strike two.

    However, the failed robber was the one who struck himself out by refusing to listen to the “half-dozen” warnings the veteran gave him. Lawler also immediately drew his firearm as soon as the man started cursing at him and his girlfriend, and that didn’t deter him either. “At least a half-dozen times, I ordered him to stop,” Lawler told the Philadelphia Daily News.

    He ultimately issued one final, nine-word warning: “I don’t want to shoot you, but I will.”

    But the seemingly clueless suspect instead walked towards the veteran and his girlfriend.“I’ll cut you up,” he reportedly threatened. He wouldn’t even get close as Lawler fired one round into the suspect’s groin when he got within 5 or 6 feet.
     
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  2. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Aye right. Watched crocodile dundee last night did ye old man. Pics of the bleeding shot groin, the veteran's girlfriend's tits and a hot dog or it never happened.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    "Call that a knife?" "This is a Gun"
     
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  4. Hash.

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    Its for washing your arse with ... bonza
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Strewth Cobber.
     
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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Was he a Wop? It would just be like a Wop to bring a knife to a gunfight
     
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    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Interesting facts about Americans -

    The first American to write a poem was former tennis player Jim Courier
    It is illegal to play Ludo in Des Moines
    The strip in Las Vegas was actually designed using the original layout plans for Cromer High Street

    More to follow. I need a ****.
     
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  8. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    So he only actually pulled the gun out when the mugger cursed at him and his girlfriend.

    Yanks = most well mannered lunatics in the world. "Quit cussing there buddy, or Ah'm gonna have to blow your motherfucking brains out."
     
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  9. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Not in the original article. Dev's creatively rewritten what actually happened to fuel some perverse, ex-army masturbatory fantasy. They were being threatened with a knife.
     
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