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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Shinycitylad7, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. banksyisourhero

    banksyisourhero Well-Known Member

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    Is that the vile one or the other vile one? no is the answer you cheeky ****,! <eek> I can't post on OTIB for some reason, i have registered as banksyisourhero but just can't log on.!
     
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  2. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    What the ****s that suppose to mean! No crash has ever been my fault.... bar 1
     
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  3. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    How many crashes have you been in?
     
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  4. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Thought it was you, I don't go on there much, as its full of Red Robins
     
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  5. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    2

    The first one was when me and Russell we're driving back from my nans after dropping some cement off, saw a fit bird on a bus stop, had a little look turned back around and went into the back of a Tesco van (that one was my fault, only 18 so meh)

    The 2nd time was when I was driving to a city game in my Golf and some c**t in a BMW cut the corner at a T junction and went straight into me! <grr> this was 2 years ago.

    There was another incident when one of my wheels came off of my Fiesta as I turned a corner! but a 2 weeks before that I had a new clutch fitted and the mechanic clearly didn't fit the wheel back on properly, otherwise it shouldn't be coming off!


    I know I'm a good driver, better now than I was when I was 17/18/19. Bound to make a few mistakes in your teens
     
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  6. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Why take the wheel off to fix a clutch?
     
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  7. banksyisourhero

    banksyisourhero Well-Known Member

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    Why would it be me? I would like to think I have a totally different style completely.. ****in fuming now, <laugh> one of them is a ginger who drove Rovers fans in a minibus to Wembley, he is also a total nause who was the ex chairman of the supporters club. (ex being the best place for him.!) He also bellowed '****er' in my mates 12 year old sons ear once when trying to make a speech, no, I don't like him.!

    The other one seems ok in all fairness, ( I was being sarky earlier).. but no, not me..
     
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  8. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

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    I had a clutch fitted last week and was asked for the locking nut, so they take the front wheels off.
     
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  9. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

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    I'm off to bed in a mo, early start but I know when I log on from work NTTDS would of pasted this board in his ****ish pointless threads pushing 'sensible' threads off page 1, twat
     
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  10. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    It was a question, but thinking about when I trained to be a mechanic the gearbox was directly under the gear stick in the old Cortinas and so on.
    Now thinking of it they engines have swung to sideways now so yes they would. <ok>

    I gave up after I got my city and guilds part one in the eighties.
     
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  11. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>.
     
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  12. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Think it's just the passenger side front wheel they have to take off... Well that was the one which decided to fly off anyway!
     
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  13. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Had new tyres on my car this week, and you have the torque checked after 100 miles now on alloys.
     
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  14. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

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    funny you say that, they had to replace my clutch and the 'fly wheel'!
     
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  15. Lan Logger

    Lan Logger Well-Known Member

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    what did red robbo say?

    There was this other bloke on OTIB the other day taking the mick that a few dutch fans were coming down for mark saunders funeral..
     
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  16. DannyBangsAlot

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    <laugh>. You and cars just dont mix.

    What do you drive now?
     
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  17. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Why? Only ever been at fault once and that was when we were 18 looking at a bird on a bus stop...

    VW POLO
     
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  18. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    He's picking on you mate, go round his house and take an almighty dump in his trainers<ok>
     
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  19. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    <laugh> .
     
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  20. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    has anyone seen Di canios sweat patches on goals on sunday <laugh> The ****ers leaking!
     
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