Is Pat Cash a waste of ears?

If you were/are wearing trousers today, what did/do you have in the pockets?

If your home was on fire, what five items would you salvage before fleeing?

Can the ghost of a fish be kept in a waterless tank?

Is this thread any good and should I create more for your entertainment?

 

Thread title - Yes

1. My phone and a button that I keep meaning to get the wife to sow back on

2. My wife, 2 kids, my phone, phone charger

3. No

4. Yes

 

Keys
My Bible, The Crucifix on the landing wall, My picture of the Last Supper, My confirmation candle and my very expensive Brogues.
Yes
Yes

 

Interesting.

What about Pat Cash?

 

He's a bit of a **** but I have nothing against him.

 

1. Keys, wallet, phone, some loose change
2. Laptop, ipod, inflatable doll - the rest can burn
3. Yes
4. Yes. I particularly enjoyed the whimsical nature of the thread title.

 

Interesting.

What about Pat Cash?

 

Does he like omelettes?

I do.

 

These things are all relative. He's more of a waste of ears than Maria Callas, but less of a waste of ears than Sue Pollard.

 

Allegedly he's involved in racketeering,only saying

 

only just got that joke mate