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Cheeseus!!

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  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    So come on folks what sort of cheese do you use when making an omelette?

    I usually plump for Red Leicester.

    Strangely enough I was talking with a young lady at the bus stop yesterday. And yes, you've guessed it she was from Leicester. She was performing in a play at His Majesty's Theatre. We had a long meaningful discussion about the merits of cheeses. Red Leicester was not her favourite, funnily enough.

    Then the bus came along and I was left all alone. Exit ER stage left.

    I wonder what sort of adventures will befall me today. You just never know.
     
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  2. User Deleted

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    I don't use any cheese in an omelette.

    I don't want no trouble. Just stating my honest opinion
     
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  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Really?

    Is that what they do in Africa?
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Cheddar or Mozarrella, sometimes even a bit of Stilton.
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    omelettes are ****e
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    You'd better not say that in front of the new guy.
     
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  7. Tina.

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    **** sake <doh>
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Not a fan of Cheese then Tina?

    (Cue sexual innuendoes)
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    [video=youtube;B3KBuQHHKx0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3KBuQHHKx0[/video]
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Spanish Omelette is the best.

    With me being half Spanish it's only natural that I should have a penchant for such.
     
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    How the **** can you say that ya wee dick?
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Ah ****in telt him.
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    But Spanish Omelettes are not really Omlettes per se Drew. They are vegetable based with some egg and seldom have any cheese.
     
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  14. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    cos av no hud waN AFORE LOLZ
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    What the **** would you know???

    I was brought up in Lisbon, Spain for 4 years.

    My ma is Spanish and she knows her omelettes.

    You stick to murdering innocent paddies. I wouldn't presume to tell you how to go about that.
     
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  16. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Only ****s and *****s don't eat omelettes.
     
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  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    do you have them for breakfast or lunch?
     
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  18. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    One of the many beauties of omelettes is that you can eat them anytime, I had one in the shower the other night.
     
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  19. RAVENBLACK

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    That's right buddy. Anytime, anywhere.

    Last week I had an omelette in the bed whilst ****ing. Who says guys can't multi-task?. Luckily I remembered which hand the omelette was in.
     
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  20. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    That's the funny thing though buddy, omelettes are also good wrapped round you cock to have a ****, plus you get the added bonus of having a tasty snack after the aforementioned ****.
     
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