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O/T What weapons do you have in your house?

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  1. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    No, I'm not police, just interested.

    I have something for every occasion but, happily, have only ever used one of them and just the once.

    I just like knowing that if I ever have to go outside, to an intruder or whatever, I can take 'a friend' <ok>

    What made me think about it was, we just had a policewoman round giving out home security leaflets.
    We invited her in for a drink and, on her way out, she clocked the array of implements hanging off the coat rack

    To be fair to her, she just pretended she hadn't seen them, thanked us for the coffee and left.
     
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  2. BrAdY

    BrAdY Well-Known Member

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    a colt 91

    a light but hard as **** metal bar

    pepper spray
     
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    none really but I reckon I could pack a mean punch -but only If I really had to :D
     
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  4. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Nunchucks, b-bat, a morning star and the wife
     
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    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Dunno how good you are with it but I'd take you on if you only had a rolled up newspaper <ok>
     
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  6. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Specialist weapon after nunchucks and the samurai sword <bubbly>:emoticon-0170-ninja:emoticon-0170-ninja
     
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    A fire extinguisher. <ok>
     
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    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    My weapon of choice ...... good at close quarters and also long range if it has good pressure!
     
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    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Got one of them, numerous smoke alarms, cctv and a house alarm and a fire breathing dragon
     
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    Nads Well-Known Member

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    I have an awesome blue-tip Louiseville Slugger baseball bat.

    It's MLB issue, so you know it's good, I really wanna hit someone with it I have to say, I've smashed a few things up with it like.

    You barely have to move your mit cos the end is weighted, it's mint.
     
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    [video=youtube;Mc-p22QPA3k]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc-p22QPA3k[/video]

    <whistle> :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    My woman. That's all that's needed.

    My mate has two knives, a baseball bat and a semi automatic gun next to his bed. Pretty bloody scary really. He also has two gun cases with various guns, rifles etc and an array of knives, daggers & samurai swords.
     
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  13. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    No ski mask <doh>
     
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    beretta ultralight over and under as one of three shotguns i own would do for most i think,at the moment i have an ebola isolation sign on the gates ,nobody has called for days...?
     
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    Now that's a weapon. Also my preference. But, I have the aluminum variety. A little lighter.

    Don't want to be on the wrong end of that bad boy.
     
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  17. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Ah go on!

    You were the first person who sprang to mind when I posted the thread <laugh>

    Many of my 'favourites' are things I confiscated when I did my infamous searches on the door.

    You must've picked a few things up in your time ....... I'm not talking about STD's btw <ok>
     
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  18. Travelsick07

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    A sig220 and a sig550 ... both courtesy of the swiss army, never asked for it back. Figured ill keep them in the attic for the day on that hell is finally overcrowded and the dead start walking the earth...
     
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    I have a series of lamps arranged around the furniture to create lots of shadows. Shadows are all I need.
     
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  20. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Never liked them, always thought Hank Marvin was an absolute tosser.
     
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