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  1. Shola's Scissor Kick

    Shola's Scissor Kick Member

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    JAM STRANGLING
    jam is another name for seman and strangler comes from the action that the man does whilst mastubating like he is strangling someone hence jam strangler!
    bob- fookin ell dave i had the best **** ever before it was lovely

    Dave- your such a jam strangler!

    From urbandictionary.com
     
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    Shola's Scissor Kick, Jul 1, 2011
  2. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Thanks, SSK. But I've never heard spunk/jism/jizz/spedge/mess referred to as "jam" before! Unless you've had a savage kick in the nuts and there's blood in it (ouch!).
     
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  3. overseasTOON

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    Jam strangler and chode.

    not606 education at it's finest.
     
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    QUOTE=Sidthemackem;717892]24 carat Jim, but don't sit on the fence :)

    BTW, WTF is "jam strangling"?[/QUOTE]


    Afternoon Sid....<ok>

    Had a senior moment with " carat ", me being a canny spella and all that.

    I don't know what " Jam strangling " means. I heard one of the big lads at school use it many years ago and thought " Wow...that sounds like some insult " and have used it ever since.

    I hope it doesn't mean canny fella...<laugh>
     
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    Well!!!....Bugger me.

    After all my years on this planet, studying some of the most salacious texts of modern times, I didn't know that little pearl of wisdom.

    I feel like a bad parent now for not educating the kids appropriately.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Jul 1, 2011
  6. Big Bozz Man

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    Grooannn....
     
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