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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Magic Laudrup 11, Mar 10, 2010.

  1. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    <laugh> <laugh> I don't remember this <laugh>
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Brain tumours can do that to you.
     
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  3. Otto Flayshow

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    So was she up the duff or not?
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Have you even got a cousin?
     
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  6. Magic Laudrup 11

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    I've got lots of cousins, mother was a catholic and had 7 sisters who all have kids.

    The cousin in question is on my dads side, and was not up the duff.

    Gambol, is it an index finger you lost? If you're to lose any finger, that's the best one to lose. You can do every function without that one. Pinkie is surprisingly the worst to lose.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aye, index finger. Middle and ring fingers re-attached. I would think the thumb would be worst to lose.
     
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  8. Archers Road

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    So long as you still have the use of the "social" finger.
     
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  9. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Yeah that's a given, without a thumb we would be ****ed, literally. Imagine trying to fight off would-be rapists without two of the best moves; the thumb eye gouge and the fishhook.
     
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  10. Fabulous Fabio

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    Still a valid request, make it happen.
     
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    A thumb isn't a finger(before some other pedantic **** said it)
     
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  12. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Its as bad as the common social faux pas of referring to a **** as a " five knuckle shuffle ". Five knuckles my arse, so to speak.
     
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  13. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    Your anus must be very elastic RL.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    When someone asks you how many fingers you have what is the answer?

    Most people would say ten.

    The thumb is a specialised finger.
     
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  15. Magic Laudrup 11

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    It has a metacarpal, proximal phalange and distal phalange. So do the other fingers. Only difference is the bone it is connected to is a specialized one, and the other fingers also have medial phalanges.
     
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  16. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Are you going to post the pics of your cousin's phalange or what?.
     
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  17. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    You want to see one of her finger bones? What one would you like to see?

    please log in to view this image
     
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  18. monacoger

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    You wouldn't say 10, whether you are naming the thumb as a finger or not!
     
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  19. Magic Laudrup 11

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    The word 'finger' is not a medical term. I call the thumb a phalange, and I call the other fingers phalanges as well. In that sense, the thumb (in layman's terms) can be classed as a 'finger'.
     
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  20. Otto Flayshow

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    Is there an easy 'rule of thumb' to remember all that?
     
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