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Murray And The Arse Picker

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Jul 1, 2011.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Have they started yet?

    Really hope Murray can do it but have my doubts.

    Nadal seems to have made a miraculous recovery from his life threatening sore foot a couple of matches back.

    Is it just me or do others think a lot of these so called stars are "at it"?
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Why are you being so pleasant?
     
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  3. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    It could be starting soon. Djokovic is 2 sets up and they're playing a tie break in the third.
     
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  4. Erik

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    Morphine.
     
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  5. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Arse Picker <laugh>

    Thought i was the only 1 who noticed that <ok>
     
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  6. Kim Jong Il

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    He must be dieing.
     
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    Looks like it's gonna be awhile. Tsonga has just won the third set.
     
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    That made me laugh out loud - you are bang on the money with that observation. I also like the way he always tells everyone that he is a very humble, modest and nice person.

    He also strikes me as being way too musculatr for it to have been achieved naturally. I think he and rebecca Adlington might even share needles.....
     
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  9. SleepySpecialK

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    He's a disgusting little prick, constantly picking his pants out of his arse. He's also a miserable looking little **** on court too. Supposedly he told John Lloyd (who was playing in a seniors match for the first time in years) to "smile and enjoy it". I've never seen the little **** smile once on the court.

    Got to agree with the injury excuse too. He was in so much pain, got a bit of cream and a bandage and played just as well. I reckon he is building up an excuse because he's seen Murray in action and knows he's going to get beat about.

    Federer is a boring **** but at least he has respect for other players.

    This is now officially the longest post I have ever mad and the subject is Tennis.

    Suicide awaits.
     
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    Can Tsonga do it??
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Hope Nadal beats the Scottish ****.
     
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  12. SleepySpecialK

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    The BBC live transmission on the website is 2 points behind the text commentary below it. WTF?
     
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    Everyone make sure you say yes or he'll call you a racist ****.
     
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  14. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I think if he gets to three sets before ****ovic he has a good chance.
     
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  15. Prime Minister Cameron

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    No need for that.

    Sorry for my outbursts. I am a strong Hamilton fan and got a bit carried away. To Viking Erik To Special K and to You Chippy sorry about that.

    Anyway Djokovic has got the break on Tsonga.
     
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  16. Hash.

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    is pat cash after being knocked out of it already ?
     
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  17. The Raging Oxter

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    Ooh. Controversial!
     
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  18. Kim Jong Il

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    Its not just arse picking, he sniffs his fingers afterwards, then fixes his hair to try and disguise it.
     
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  19. Erik

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    They're all thick bastards. And if it wasn't for their despicable transgression, that branch wouldn't have fallen on the girl's head...
     
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  20. SleepySpecialK

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    No bother, I don't hold grudges. My pet elephant does though so you'd better watch out.
     
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