This is a real quote about Jose Mourinho from the nutjob that is the current Roy Keane. To be fair it probably has no purpose on this forum as it's not a work of fiction. Keane, Lambert’s assistant at Villa Park, said: ‘The game was still going on. It’s disgraceful. I’ve seen him doing it to other managers, it is a disgrace. ‘You wouldn’t do that on a Sunday morning, you would get knocked out.’
Mourinho attempting to shake him and Lambert's hand, and then walking down the tunnel, whilst the game was still in progress. Didn't look nice on MOTD, but then Keane seems to take offence at anything nowadays. Wouldn't be surprised if that quote actually is true, or at least largely true, given the abuse he's levelled at Savage, Haaland, Pulis, McCarthy and pretty much everyone he's ever met or spoken to. I reckon volume three of his autobiography will be 300 pages of him strangling cats that looked at him in a funny way.
Didn`t Mourhino explain he had something really important to do like phoning his missus to tell her what he wanted for tea? Probably on contract with BT or O2 and gets no signal in the dugout!