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My Leaving Party Thread

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  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    So, folks, I'll be leaving after my party ends. It's been a cracking couple of weeks and I've enjoyed your company immensely.

    I hope to see you all here at around 8pm. Any latecomers will suffer the fate of a forfeit!

    As you can see, I have prepared a small function room and food will be provided. The bar will be free between 10pm and 11pm, but please drink responsibly.

    I'm off to get ready! <magic>

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  2. gas

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    Can we have an alternative venue please. The big light in the middle looks like the Popes hat.
     
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  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Leaving parties are for ****s and *****s.

    Only sad, desperate ****wits would throw their toys out the pram about something really pathetic on GC, like anonymous rep or something similar, start a thread about how offended they are and why they're leaving, to then come back and bore everyone ****less.

    (I'm not referring to you btw)
     
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    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0147-emo: Come now, T, don't be a party pooper. I want you to try my homemade coleslaw.

    I am genuinely leaving, though. I will not be able to post again for at least six months, perhaps longer.

    Anyway, enough of the doom and gloom. Get yourself home and dig out those sparkly trousers.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    He owns one pair of jeans and he is wearing them
     
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    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I've got this outfit spare if anyone wants it...

    A few rogue stains, but nothing too sinister.
     
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  7. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Are you going to tell us were you are going or keep us in suspenders?
     
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  8. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    The cake has arrived -

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    And the food -

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    And the balloons -

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  9. gas

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    What about the lap dancers?
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...oh, all right then. I expect a good tip (oo-errr, missus)
     
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  11. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED
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    I once went to a Gentlemans smoking evening and at one point a burd was shooting ping pong balls out of her fanny.

    Can we have one of those please. :)
     
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  12. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    In Bangkok a Thai lady asked my wife and I would we like to see a ping pong show. After I politely declined, my wife asked why anyone would pay to watch table tennis at 2am.
     
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    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    As a younger and less moral man than I am today, I too attended one of these shows in Bangkok. I was approached afterwards by one of the performers whom I'd observed on stage pulling a string of razor blades from her vagina, and she asked if I wanted her to accompany me home that evening. Not wanting to risk having my cock slashed to ribbons, I politely declined and took my pleasure elsewhere.
     
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    ^^^^^

    That was indeed a close shave.
     
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  15. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Would have given the expressions 'going for a slash' and 'pissing razor blades' a whole new meaning.
     
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    I'm here ponders , wouldnt miss this for the world <ok>



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    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Are you all having a good time?
     
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    Typical that I turn up just as the free bar's finished <steam> Thank you Ponders!
     
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  19. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Shhh. You'll wake up ER.

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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I turned up, nae rid vino, left.

    (shat on a sofa)
     
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