Things you're scared of

...and they have fangs and between 2 to 6 eyes.

House spiders are right bossy ****s. They stroll across yer floor like the own the ****in hoose. And if you go near them they stop, look at you, and give it the "c'mon ya ****in prick, fancy a square go?". Oddly they seem to know ah'll **** maself. I swear I saw the **** that lives in ma living room shrug his eight shoulders then stroll off at a languid "get it up ye" pace.

 

funny cos its true. And they ****s are getting bigger the good weather has seen them double and triple in size. One ****er was outside my front door waiting to come in at the first opportunity but I spotted him and squashed him <sorry st > there was a ****ing puddle of blood after him he was so big

 

Sounds more like you have an infestation of Scouse Spiders rather than House Spiders

 

Sounds good.

 

I'm feart ae **** all.

 

I don't like looking over the side of a tall ship.
Height +miles of very deep water .

 

Pretty sure people are already dying in London.

 

Does that mean your gonna top yourself before you reach 60?

 

True, but the chaos of a few Liberians flying back in riddled with ebola would be a rather enjoyable thing to watch. The place would explode on a scale not seen since July the 7th 2005.

 

We get all the cool stuff first.

 

Something more worrying but you'll get it first and where is the money coming from?Hmmm,thought they wanted out

http://www.independent.ie/irish-new...tal-sellout-to-nuclear-industry-30650482.html

 

Nuclear power is the future. Embrace it. And think of all the two headed fish that'll be washed upon beaches in Ireland. You should thank us for doubling your fishing quotas.

 

Even when bombs were going off in London people were still trying to get on tubes . If Ebola breaks out people would still go about their business as usual

 

That's a good point

 

The ****s would still make me come into work

 

Which is a good thing, because that'll help it spread faster.

 

If it goes off in UAE they will simply drive the infected into the desert and shoot them.
No way you are flying out..
Lol

 

Was just speaking about that in the car to a colleague. It's probably already here, they're just driving them to the desert and leaving them.

Which, to me at least, seems like a fair thing to do. See all those ****ing fannies complaining about killing the Spanish nurse's dog as a precaution?

The Arabs have a bit of sense: just ****ing kill every **** who might have it, and that's that.

 

Meh ... ive no fear of atomic energy unless it causes big mutant radioactive spiders

 

It might well do and they might set up a harem of Cork men for bumming