My youngest cat ( lucky ) that we found playing on the road back from Pickering ( wild kitten )is a mass murderer...Most days he comes home with a mouse or something and I'm always finding mouse heads, or mouse tails on the floor. He eats the rest. Thomas Cat is never stops eating and weighs 1st 3lbs and will sit on your knee all day if he could. Our collie thinks the cats are his sheep and he watches them all day . Marley cat is so laid back its as if he is always stoned a bomb could go off and he wouldn't flinch Daisy cat is wild and came from rescue centre in Stockport were she had been for 3 years....no one took her as she bite everyone...As I type this she's in bed under the cover with me Lavender cat just lives next to the boiler, loves heat and would roast herself if I didn't move her at times. Then there's tinker the old lady ...don't know how she keeps going she's at the vets every week ..antibiotics and pain killers are keeping her comfy and happy but won't be long now...she has her own room as she hates all cats and dogs and will attack any even now....but she loves people Little spike terrier has not got long left either...He has spent his life looking for food...the smallest crumb...he has his dinner and still want more and is an expert at nicking the cats food or getting into the fridge 6 cats 2 dogs Often wake up with 4 cats on my bed and one in my bed.
My mums cat is daft as a brush. I'm surprised she's not brain damage the a mount of times she's ran into things chasing insects.
Not as betrayed as I feel. Bastard mouse ate my hammock as well. Those mouse twats can't half knaw. 6 man, South American fairtrade hammock. Knawed to **** and destroyed by a single English mouse. I have a dog which has a reputation as the greatest of ratters. Not a ****ing flicker. Brer Mouse is his mate. They're in league against me.
Sure it ain't one of them edible dormouse things? They're kinda cute. Be understandable if the ratter likes him. Plus they can gnaw for Britain.
Never seen it. Just it's droppings and it's gnawings. Oh and thanks for reminding me how to spell gnaw. Knaw didn't look right. It's like gnat isn't it. Silent g.
Once when i was younger I was doing a Where's Wally book and couldn't find a tiny book on one of the pages, my cat came and sat down on the page, paw bang next to the book. Beat that.
Missus Kempton has two. They're brother and sister,and they were from a litter two,so the girl cat is a runt. Also she has no tail, after an accident. The lad has twice been shot with an air rifle, the vet can't believe he's alive, but he's a very brave cat. One evening a couple of years ago, my better half and i were upstairs,when we heard he was making a very unusual noise. I went to investigate, and found him going round in circles, and looking up at the front door,clearly very agitated he was. Anyway i opened the front door,to find four chavs trying to drag a visitors mobility scooter away. ****ing idiots, it had the steering lock on. I chased them down the street,but alas i was barefoot. So there you have it. I have a guard cat ! Oh and he does Picasso forgeries in his spare time.
