So there I was, sat on the sofa watching Hunt for Red October, when Shelobs twin saunters across the living room floor! As I sat wondering where the "spider glass" (my preferred tool for spider removal) was, a grey flash of fur streaks across the floor and pounces on it. She picks it up in her mouth, and with a couple of chomps, eats it. Problem solved. Thank you cat.
Any creepy crawly soon gets devoured in my bungalow with my army of killer cats. Taffy dog also likes to jump up and catch the odd fly or two .
Right, I shall say this only once. Do not use this as an excuse to post cute and funny cat videos. It will be a new low for around here. Automatic **** of the month to anyone who does.
Cats can **** off. Dogs were created to make man feel like God, cats were created to remind man that he's not.
My terrier just murdered a spider. I thought he was eating it but spat it out, then licked it then went and licked the missus. I feel a bit nauseous now if I'm honest.
A terrier is a terrier. Their brains are structured for hate. They are a canine Millwall. When a terrier surveys its landscape it's thinking 'Can I shag it?, can I eat it?, can I piss on it?. Nothing else.
He's half Jack Russell too. It's the perfect storm. Spot on. Well you missed out can I chase it if it's a ball. Or squirrel.
Yep. Add it to the list. My Bedlington will chase a ball for ever on the beach. Anywhere else, ignores a ball totally. Baffling. Chases cats, foxes, birds. Anything smaller than him. Except the mouse that lives in our shed. That, for some reason is more than welcome to stay. And nibble into his bags of kibble. And nest inside my picnic basket. Muridae bastard.
One of our cats brings in live medium sized lizards and drops them in the house for me to try to catch and put back outside. Our other cat just sits and watches but has never shown any interest in catching anything.
