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Haw Mick (the arsehole Mick, no the good Mick O' Toon)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gambol, Oct 8, 2014.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Update yer servers on yer ain ****in time. No mine. I had to do work today <grr>
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    <applause>

    I had to talk to the fat annoying girl that sits next to me <grr> <grr>
     
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  3. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    ^^^^^ only likes talking to fat men
     
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  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    ^^^^ PM me <diva>
     
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  5. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Im 17 stone tobias but it aint fat so youll not like me <wah>
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Why are fat girls so jolly when they have **** all to be jolly about being a fat ****?

    Itsa puzzla.
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I used to go out with a girl who was so fat that when she went for a picnic, the bears used to hide their food.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    booooo
     
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  9. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Itsan act. They go home and cry into their pizza topped with icecream topped with chips and swallied with a bucket of fizzy pop.

    Ever see a fat bird at a deli " ill just have a small bit of coleslaw and a small bit of ... and a small bit ... and a scrape of... and only 1 rasher and ill half half a banana on top of that oh brown bread please im on a diet"

    Diet me hole they basically get 1 of everything behind the counter but by saying a small bit or a scrape etc. They think theyre being good.

    God I hate fatties <grr>
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'm here all week, well until Friday that is, i'm off to Melrose, the town, not the place, well it is a place but you know what I mean.
     
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  11. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I love Melrose. The abbey is exquisite and the Bruce's heart is buried there.
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Planning to visit the abbey but I think most of it's fallen down. Poor show.
     
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  13. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    The chancel is intact and you will get a good idea of how the nave and transepts would have looked. There is a museum off to the left as you enter and it's well worth a visit.

    A short drive on will take you to Selkirk and the Kirk O' Fields - the place where Wallace took on the guardianship. One of the US presidents had relatives buried there, but I can't remember who.
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Excellent, I do love a well=preserved transept.
     
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  15. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    If you appreciate ornamental corbels, then you may be tempted by Jedburgh Abbey.

    I adore superincumbent brackets, particularly in the Scottish baronial style of crow-stepping.

    I jest you not.
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    My architectural juices are almost literally flowing.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ye's lost me at ****s.
     
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  18. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I'm 17.5 stone, 6ft tall.

    If I'm a fatty, so are ye ...unless yer 6ft 7in
     
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  19. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    I actually started at 3am last night and it wasn't finished moving until this afternoon. 10gb SQL dumps are incredibly slow to re-import on new (Intel Xeon 12 core) servers, evidently.

    Before someone who has experience optimising the moving of 10gb SQL dumbs starts, I dropped out of school to be a teenage parent and the vast majority of my professional life, to this day, does not revolve around managing Linux servers, nor vBulletin forums. So gis a ****in' break ya pricks <grr>
     
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  20. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I know **** all about computers(even though I have an electronic engineering degree), but Mick, you ****ed up


    FTP
     
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