Thought this was going to be about the boar in Australia that stole a crate of lager and fights a coe. http://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/3981/20130914/australian-wild-pig-drinks-18-beers-gets-fight-cow.htm
Watched Mapp and Lucia (excuse the spelling if it is wrong) last night, really funny in an English sort of way. I wonder what anyone else thinks of it. Its the old series being shown before the release of the new adaptation by some of the League of Gentlemen crew.
Not my day, one person on the forum understands my joke and he has heard it before, I am beginning to know how Pardew feels
I got that gag, I just guessed the punch line way before it was delivered! Turned out a good thread though bud, that's all that matters round here.
My midget girlfriend is a bit upset at me for taking the piss out of her size so much lately, so I've got a special night planned for her tonight. I've bought her roses, I'm going to cook her dinner, give her a massage whilst she has a couple of glasses of red wine, then I'll go upstairs and run her a nice hot sink.
