Denice had a visit from a 'civil enforcement officer' yesterday evening. Not very professional of him to announce what he was in front of the customers Think it's council tax-related, but it could be anything with her ****ing bailiffs. Utter ****s.
Aren't "civil enforcement officers" traffic wardens? I thought bailiffs now call themselves "court enforcement officers". ****s eitherway, although I'm not going to abuse bailiffs too much right now as I need them to evict the tenants from my old flat before I can sell the batard
Two nasty rumours abound at the moment. I sincerely hope neither holds any water. 1. One of the regulars (mate who fixed my tap) knocked **** out of a drunken alcoholic hag on Wednesday night, when he was also arseholed. 2. Denice has gone up to her hometown in Co Durham. Some believe she's doing a runner.
Denice returned from Co Durham at closing time on Friday evening to find daft Eddy spark out on the deck outside, having just been twatted by his son Fell backwards and split his head open. Went to A & E but the queue was too long, so he left (surprise). When he got home, he apparently said to his son "must have been pissed tonight. I fell over and knocked myself out.". His son said "Did you?". He only found out what had happened when he got to the Cheese on Saturday teatime I asked Denice if she'd had a good time and she told me she was glad to be back
Got in (I saved the link so I won't have a problem getting on here now) Was Eddy pissed at his son after finding out?
