I sit at a desk, I can keep it mostly out of view. Do any of you have a job where a boner is an actual problem that needs managing (pool attendant, chief mourner etc)?
Over the years, I've been desensitized to the female form due to a virulent internet porn addiction. It now takes a specialist team of Japanese masseuses in an array of kinky outfits, and armed with various exotic lotions, feathers and mechanical devices, at least half an hour to get me into a tumescent state. As such, I haven't had a twitch downstairs in public since 2005.
No **** was in my office there so I pulled out the chopper and started bashing one off but someone came back in and I had to stop mid stroke. Watching some cracking porn too.
I used to be a bikini line waxer for the Storm modelling agency ... certainly were a few hair raising moments ...
I've had them during meetings when I've been tired. Used to always get them on the bus at the same bit every day for ages. Just a few stops before I'd get off. Worst time to get one would be when dissecting a cadaver. Luckily its not happened to me (yet)
Every crimbo, my sister and ma wife put together a calender of our families fur ma maw. The wife and ma sister put it together wan year and August wiz a pic of me and the wean walking, but it's obvious that I've got a walking hard-on (penile stimulation through walking) as ma lunchbox is larger than normal.
... is it visible in the Mirror In The Bathroom? ... not to worry, in any event can be easily repaired by Special Brew ...
