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Swansea v Newcastle United - Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

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  1. Eddie's British Plodders

    Eddie's British Plodders Well-Known Member

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    Oh dear, we've gone behind again and we don't have 700+ minutes to find a reply...
     
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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Get Sissoko and Gouffran off. Take them out the back and put them down. Its the humane thing to do.
     
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  3. Eddie's British Plodders

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    It's all going to be ok. Sammy is coming on.
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    What a bunch of ****ing ******s. Their goalkeeper has it, Cisses senses a chance to close and does so. Turns round to see his teammates standing watching, lazy ****ers.
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Cisse and Tiote don't deserve to be tarred with same brush as this heartless set of ****s. They are charging around giving it everything while the fairweathers watch on. Pardew is **** but we have some utter turd in our squad. I'd hate to be in the trenches with these ****ers. A cull is required. And I mean cull..............
     
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  6. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    The cull has happened mate, anybody with talent has been packed off... I heard Tiote had to stop doing keepy-uppies because they were starting to suspect...
     
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  7. Eddie's British Plodders

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    Riviere coming on. Two strikers? Or one on, one off?
     
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  8. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

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    2-1 down and Cisse off, no doubt, for Riviere ..when they both need a partner...genius
     
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  9. Eddie's British Plodders

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    Colback off for Riviere. Now we'll see how Riviere does with a striker alongside.
     
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  10. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Sammy on set-pieces??? Hahahahahahahahaha
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    We literally have one good player left, Tiote stands out like a fit lass in Sunderland
     
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  12. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Kruuuullllllllllll

    Finally... Fiiiinnnallly. He's woken up.
     
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  13. Obi Wan

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    Gateshead have just equalised. 1-1
     
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  14. Obi Wan

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    CISSSEEEEEEEEEEE 2-2 you beauty
     
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  15. Wisey's Hair

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    Geddin Cisse my son
     
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  16. Warmir Pouchov

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    Get in Cisse. Sammy beautiful ball. Him and Obertan are the only ones who are creating. That just makes me sad.
     
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  17. Obi Wan

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    Now it's all set up for Ober, Sammy or Willo to be a hero and get the winner. But which one will it be? Hmmmmm.
     
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  18. Warmir Pouchov

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    Go and get a winner you set of twats
     
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    Gateshead 2-1 up
     
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  20. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

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    Tiote vs Swansea (with help from Cisse)
     
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