Swansea v Newcastle United - Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

I want to you to base it on this JPF

http://www.forbes.com/billionaires/

I want their special powers to be directly related to their source of income - examples - "Mark Zuckerberg hacked your Facebook page and stole all your friends costing you 6 levels" "Carlos Slim Helu tapped your phone and found out about your gay affair costing you 12 levels" "Steffan Perrson sold you knock off clothing causing you huge embarrassment at the movie premiere and 3 levels" "Aliko Dangote put sugar in your engine causing you to a miss a date with Jennifer Lawrence. Complete loser, return to level 0"

It'll be complicated but I'm sure you can make it work..............................

Oh yeah, football is ****e. JPF's online strategy games rule.

 

Sounds excellent!

Although I assume these level up 'tasks' involve entertaining you with custard-filled wellies, nipple clamps, whipped cream, handcuffs and a pink feather boa.

So I'm Legolas then?

 

I hope your not going to come down and kick us all over the pitch like those Black pussies did! And not to mention that we are easy targets for bent refs, so here's hoping it's a clean game and we can get that heap of crap sacked, so you can get in a manager that at least understands the game!............

 

If you understood the game you'd know that Newcastle don't play like the Mackems.

 

No, our boys wouldn't be able to catch yours in time to be able to kick them. That's the main difference.

I'd never wish for (or want to see) NUFC lose, even IF it truly meant a change in owner/manager. But I can genuinely see your lads tearing ours to shreds in an an unceremonious slaughter, not seen since ancient times. It is that bad.

But I take nothing away, Swansea are playing very, very well. And for all the right reasons. The kind of football, manager, squad and club set up that that ANY real footie fan outside of the 'top six' clubs or so would love to have.

I wish Swansea well. I admit I am extremely envious of Swansea fans right now. But I still respect and appreciate what your club has done - and done well. All the best in your mission to compete with the big boys in the 'right' way!

Of course, I hope (in vain) that we can sneak a win, but I'm not very hopeful.

 

Changed my mind, I think we are going to hump Swansea. 3-1. Isn't that right comrade Jim?

 

Careful, this last minute switching of nominations will draw attention and raise suspicion.

 

4 nowt

 

Apart from a dismal performance against Southampton, I don't think your performances have been too bad this season. Having said that, Pardew is under extreme pressure and may take a few risks this afternoon, so I am expecting a very tough encounter with hopefully the Swans nicking it 1-0

 

2 each for Cisse and Riviere?

 

Becossack I've got every faith in comrade Pardew I'm also going for a 3-1 win, despite the enemy at the gate.

 

Don't forget to update your prediction league then - wouldn't want you missing out on that perfect score when Pardew's boys do the business...

 

If it meant Pardew getting sacked tonight, how many of you would take a loss right now lads?

 

There is more class in this one post than on the entire Sunderland board

 

Snap your hands off !

 

Hmmmmm. Problem is another loss and we're shafted - and I genuinely don't know who we'd get in his place who will do a better job while Ashley is still the owner. I might be going against the grain here, but I just want to see us winning and gaining points. So, no, I'll happily take the win over Pards being sacked this weekend!

 

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This x100 ..great post (I have a huge soft spot for Swansea, everything they do has a certain..'class' about them, doing things the right way for the right reasons and in the right style ... MA could learn a lot from them)

 

No we will get roasted 3 down by half time

 

4-0 at least please God?? If this happens it will bolster my faith in an Almighty power! Halleuyah!!!