Seems Sturridge has signed a new contract with the Dippers, rumoured to be 150K a week.... nice work if you can get it.
Sturridge is okay, but he isn't a top 4 striker, which is why none of the top 4 clubs went in for him.

Sturridge is okay, but he isn't a top 4 striker, which is why none of the top 4 clubs went in for him.
I disagree, I think he's a very good player who is very underrated.
Liverpool paid £12million for him. Bargain.
I disagree, I think he's a very good player who is very underrated.

Like we haven't all (apart from Maggie of course) tried it.
I haven't tried it. Although, I will confess, that I did once ask the Madame to ensure that all the midget transvestite nuns wear jack-boots before they tied me up and whipped my balls. I stopped short at "Hitler" taches or any form of Nazi regalia. I leave that sort of thing to Royals and perverts.