Dear Friends and Toby, It is with great sadness that I inform you of my resignation from the hallowed post of not606 Supermod. Due to numerous allegations of an insidious nature, which ARE wholly false and unfounded, I have been left with no alternative but to walk away from a position I have always revered and coveted. Dreams can come true, and I am the living embodiment of such a cliché. I know you will appreciate my unswerving dedication to the position, and you will have noticed the improvements I have brought to this magnificent forum, yet there is just no way I can continue to perform to an optimum level while I attempt to clear my name of all slurs and smears. Perhaps one day I can return and re-restore calm and respectability to the madding crowd but, in the meantime, I hope you will offer your full support to my deputy, the Honourable Dev Advocate. Yours loyally, PEA
Hash the truthsayer wins out again. #fightforright P.s. I shall now not be releasing the photos of yourself, barry manilow and dr.hook on the farm just outside Shrewsbury.
I dont know if I could inflict those pictures on the broader public tbh. No one wants to see an octogenarian in a pair of speedos and steel toecap boots.
Ponders, didn't you say a few months back that you had to disappear for a year or two for reasons that you couldn't tell us? Finished early?
I went away for six months and now I am home for six months, but I'll be going away again in the near future.
Come now, T, let us be friends again, eh? Our weekend in Cumbria should never be forgotten. please log in to view this image
The Supermod position could be back on. Mick has asked me to resume the role, so I'll have a think about it after Rent-a-Ghost. Don't get too excited yet.