Swansea v Newcastle United - Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

I've already said it, but for this match I couldn't give a chuff. I'll check the score periodically, but ultimately it's of no consequence. Losing doesn't even offer a silver lining of change, it just means we lose.

 

Football is such unceasing misery at the moment that it has forced a kind of wounded numbness upon me. No enjoyment on any level. No hope for meaningful improvement in the future. Unless MA sells up nothing will really change. Pardew may or may not be sacked. If he is then whoever replaces him is unlikely to be a great improvement and will also suffer from non-investment in transfer windows unless top-flight status is deemed to be under threat. Ambitionless, hopeless, perpetually glory free zone. Even if MA does eventually sell up I wouldn't be surprised if he went out of his way to make sure that the worst possible person became the new owner in order to prolong the fans suffering.

 

I'll be starting off with a lay again...

 

Repped most on here.

 

Enough about your sex life, who do you think will win?

 

Another loss l feel, Pardroop will play all defensively against Swansea and we can't hold them off for. 90 mins.
Bony will trounce Colo and we will go with one up front as usual.
We may as well sign Billy no mates as our next striker.
To be honest l will follow the match reports as l always do, and might even watch the highlights? Later, talk about beat yourself with a stick of your own choosing lol.

 

I think this one is going to be super-humiliating.

I genuinely think we might ship 5 or more against Swansea, without reply.

 

Eeuuwwww is that the thumb he uses to keep Mike happy - and keep himself in a job?

This is exactly how I've been feeling. Gone way beyond frustration and anger and now just so far into depths of despair to the point where it's best to blank the whole thing out and pretend it isn't happening. Can't get upset by it any more.

Sadly, I feel this might be true. If they score early and our lads' heads drop, it could be a real horror show!

 

I have really strong feeling that we will score at least one goal.

Unfortunately, I also a feeling that Swansea will score more than us.

What better defence for Bony to play against, to get himself going this season....

 

Might stick him in my fantasy team - and any combo of Gomis, Siggurdson, Dyer & Routledge.

 

Not a bad idea methinks.
I put him in the week he got sent off, still got him and Sigurdsson.
If we do lose, I hope the pair of them take us to the cleaners.

 

Just checked and do already have Sigurdsson and Dyer in my squad. Get in!

 

The Swans' have only scored 8 goals in 6 P.L. games,so stats would be against that particular scoreline.

Really sad to see your great Club in such turmoil.

 

So board am I by watching us play, I'm devising new levels of the KGB game.

I'm thinking the next one will be LOTR based, and non-character players shall be given tasks, which on completion give experience points, and allow them to level up, and on leveling up they gain special abilities for an ultimate mind-****

 

I think we all know I'd be Aragorn...

 

Tasty's Sauron everyone

 

If we lose tomorrow there is no point losing 1-0. We may as well go the full hog and get four or five put past us.

A smashing of that sort would surely see the end of him.

 

In Star Wars I'd be Lando Calrissian. In any of the Marvel series I'd be Loki. Who is the biggest turncoat in LOTR?

 

Your underestimating your chances big time. No game is easy no matter who you play and the swans will have to be on top form to get anything. the winner will be the team who wants it most and im sure the toon players will be up for it and you can bet that pardo will have targeted us as a winnable game. I never take any win for granted as football is never clear cut as that and never will be. I'm hoping for a win and that's the best prediction i can give...

 

Grima Wormtongue... I've got you pegged this time.