Don't listen tae him. Mines are only £450 and I'll cover the P&P Cheques made payable to "Bib's Bora Bora Fund Ltd"
I watched a documentry the other night and a wee speccy fella had invented a computer programme that could locate people using CCTV and other electronic gadgetry. But get this. The computer programme could tell if sommit bad was going to happen to a biddy and the wee speccy guy and his pal went around saving people. Amazing what they can do these days.
And yet I managed to pass my driving test and don't need to stand in the pissing rain waiting for a bus.
Gambol has recently gone AWOL too. Maybe there's a serial killer on the loose who's targeting 'yessers'.