I can't, I'm afraid. Due to a new law passed in Parliament this morning, Toby is protected from all bans and prohibitions.
One thing is for certain: there is no stopping you; Ponders will soon be Mod. And I for one welcome our new overlord. I’d like to remind you that as a trusted Not606 Contributor, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in your underground sugar caves.
Thank you, Dev. I welcome your support during these early days. My power will be distributed fairly and without prejudice.
Ponders once worked with Cliff Richard emptying portaloos. Cliff and ponders used to sit for hours in the ladies ones inhaling the fumes of menstruation before ****ing each other off. With this scandal ponders supermod claims have surely hit the rocks. Cliff was unavailable for comment, will ponders comment or try to ride out the storm. Im jeremy paxman for not606 news.
I am also available to act as a Mole, to be your covert reporter on all other forums. Clear your inbox in preparation.
Devadvocate barking up wrong tree hell woe. Dev has been ever vocal in his support for Cliff pal ponders. This surprises no one as the former policeman has previous for being a wrongun and was forced to leave his job as a community bobby after the great Garelochhead knicker thief scandal of 1934. It turned out dev was the thief and had been selling on the panties to ponders and cliff and allegedly esther rantzen. Im Laurence Llewellen Bowen ... good night
I'm happy to admit past indiscretions involving portable toilets and the inhaling of menstrual vapours, and I am proud to declare my penchant for mutual masturbation, but I have never spent any time alone with Sir Cliff Richard. My reputation is unblemished.
