Here we go then guys with the revamped rules. (1) The winning nominator will have to award the trophy to the winner by starting a new thread, in the event of the eventual winner receiving multiple nominations (for the same reason) then the first winning nominator will have to do the honours. (2) Failure to do a funny trophy presentation to the winner will result in an automatic nomination by default for the winning nominator the next month. Likewise, failure to present the trophy to the winner within 10 days after the vote will also result in an automatic nomination the following month for the winning nominator unless it's unavoidable for a fair enough reason. (3) The previous monthly winner is up for nomination the following month by default as before. (4) In the event of a tie the defending champion will automatically retain the trophy by default as before. I'll cut the month short to get the winner decided by the end of the month so it doesn't overlap into the next month, so worst case scenario if someone does/says something that you think is soppiest bollocks worthy after the vote is up then you'll have to nominate them the following month so no biggie. Of course I'll still be running the nomination thread with my usual complete and utter fairness that you'd expect of a ruling dictator!
The clue's in the three rules that I've dropped Norman as Matt has noticed, one of them being the rule on not canvassing for votes! You'll have to look a bit harder so you don't get nominated!
I suggest that alkyl offerings from LUFC "supporters" automatically qualify for "soppiest..." award as they indicate consistently the largest gap between their observations and reality.