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  1. BBFs Unpopular View

    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    Yeah I hear they all chipped in for a rimming for you. Enjoy :D
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    As long as it's Fiona I'm rimming, that's fine. I doubt she needs paying, though <laugh>
     
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  3. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Cheers, missed this message yesterday. It was yesterday if thats a serious question <whistle>

    Im bloody not, I'd fear for my safety. Not the blokes im worried about, its the women!
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You'd like Fiona <ok>
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Still majorly pissed off. Late start tomorrow as I'm going to Oxford for a client meeting. Going to have a ****ing good drink tonight and growl at any mancs and Swiss rolls in there <grr>
     
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  6. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Just through the door fromt jobwise. Early start tomorrow, up at 7.30 at the latest, actually not the earliest is it but I'll be up and down the M6/M56 again so in cheese territory
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Don't know much about her- but from the one thing I know about her, she sounds nice.
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I won't be in there until about 6.45 pm
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    really.

    things we know.

    1. Pros.

    • fabolous looking arse (according to RHC)
    • Likes to get it in said ass


    2. Cons.
    • With a boring tosser. why? is she dull as dishwater too?
    • Cried on RHC's shoulder. Suggests neediness.


    If anything deserves MITO bullet points its her ass. what else does RHC say about her?
     
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  10. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    I'll be thinking of you when I sail past the Warrington turn off(s)
     
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  11. Fixed <ok>
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    That's about it although regarding the cons. Frequently there is one fun person and one dull person in relationships. Her man being dull doesn't suggest she is.

    Regarding her crying on RHC's shoulder- maybe it's just she needed someone asexual to cry with! <whistle>
     
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  13. BBFs Unpopular View

    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    Well I wasn't frowning when I typed it but it also wasn't a joke. Define serious <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I arrived at the Cheese at 10.45 am on Saturday as it was John Jenks' 60th birthday (one of the blokes that went to see Neil Young with me and the girls). One of the regulars was outside putting a new windowpane in. Apparently one of the bagheads that got barred a couple of weeks back had walked past (with others) at 7.15 am and bricked 3 windows. He's in deep **** and I don't just mean from the bizzies <yikes>

    By 12.30 pm, I'd already nearly fallen off my stool, having been caught by the Birthday Boy himself. I had sampled 3 sambucas, by the way. Defo never again.

    On Sunday, a mate came round to fix my bathroom hot tap and was happily successful! He wouldn't take any money, so I said I'd put him some Buds in. When I arrived at 11.20 am, Denice wasn't down and there was no till, so we all had to remember what we'd drunk. Sunday's barmaid (also called Vic) is as thick as pigshit. There was some hilarity when I had to sit her down and explain that I wanted to pay for three pints of Carling and put the Buds in for Dave. She also had to put a list up. That took 10 ****ing minutes <laugh>

    In answer to earlier posts:

    Fiona

    Great arse which she likes being filled.
    Pretty face.
    Long light brown hair.
    Small tits
    Great laugh
    Not thick
    Sniffs too much
    Big husband <yikes>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Why has the Mafia thread been closed? Is everyone dead? <yikes>
     
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    coke head then....

    she sounds like you quite like ehr but would have to get her a boob job and a husbandectomy.
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I've lost interest! <laugh>
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You already knew that, you yank tosser <laugh>
     
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