Not Curtis Davies

That made me laugh.

 

What sort of car was the fake Curtis driving?

 

She recognised the cock but forgot the pin number.

Are the NHS offering free brain transplants yet? If so, I'd like to nominate...

 

I've seen this woman before somewhere, what an awful publicity seeking skank

 

Not to mention an abuse of the NHS system. FFS, she had her boobs blown up and now she wants them reduced and expects the NHS to pay for it. Get a pin luv.

Her boobs would save her. She wont need air bags.

Someone who thinks that the NHS is her private fund for her boob jobs. Other than that she is a nobody, sorry a brainless nobody.

 

This woman is obviously thick as **** and a bit horrific for seemingly trying to bag herself a footballer however I do have to ask the question...

Why is nobody appalled by the blokes actions? The bloke is worse in many ways then the lass. If my son did this to a woman I'd disown him.

 

Curtis made the U.S. media today. She sounds as thick as a post..."Josie Cunningham, 24, who found her 15 minutes of fame after convincing the National Health Service in Britain to fund her $8,000 breast implants and later for claiming she considered an abortion so she could appear on “Celebrity Big Brother,” revealed she was fooled into thinking she was dating famous soccer player Curtis Davies. However, some believe that Cunningham could be making the entire story up. After all, she sold tickets to the birth of her third son — the one who she admitted she almost aborted for a reality show — as she attempted to cash in on her newfound fame. She reportedly made $50,000 by selling four tickets".

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/201...h-as-shes-about-to-give-birth-to-their-child/

 

Where is this Curtis Davies look-a-like ?

We need to know what he looks like (and don't say he looks like Curtis Davies)

 

You're gonna have to bear with me on this one, whilst I think it through.


Checking people's credentials online seems a reasonable thing to do.

HSBC did it to me yesterday.


In order to protect my security they refused to accept a payment system I use 20 times a week and required me to enter various security answers only I could know and re-enter PINs and suchlike.

It was irritating and increased my workload by slightly over 1 minute.


However I felt comfortably reassured that they will occasionally check that I am who I am or at least that I know the security answers for the am that I claim I am.


Well done HSBC I thought.



Now however I'm slightly worried.


They never asked me to write my PIN on my cock.

I wasn't expected to upload a picture with my cock, with PIN readable, and my face on it.


Luckily, as my phone doesn't have a wide angled lens.


Also what about fat people? Some of them haven't seen their cocks for years. Never mind writing on them.

Or photographing it alongside their face.

That's challenging and probably fattist.




The more I think about it Josie, the less I think that your security method is feasible in the long term.

Next time ask Curtis look-a-like for the name of his childhood pet, or his mother's maiden name, or his first car.



It works for banks so it should work for footballer impersonators too.

 

I thought the same but used a bit of common sense.

Got my pin number tattooed on me cock on Friday.

Bank dropped a bollock and changed my pin on Monday.

I'm booked in to get my new number inked on my member tomorrow.



Just hope it's the last one for a while, mind you there's plenty of room for a few more.