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On a Lighter Note - Catch up on Lambo's diving masterclass

Discussion in 'Ipswich Town' started by Guru of Ipswich, Jun 28, 2011.

  1. Guru of Ipswich

    Guru of Ipswich Well-Known Member

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    So we wondered where the Budgie players learnt their little tricks of last season, Well look now further than Paul Lamberts masterclass on how to win a penalty from nothing!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERNt0ai50l8
     
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  2. CotswoldCanary

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    More big talk from Mr "I have just crawled out from underneath the toilet of a badger" Guru.
     
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  3. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Ah Treacle our sticky fingered friend!
     
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  4. CotswoldCanary

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    JWM is GURU's imaginary friend.

    Or is it the other way around ?
     
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  5. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Well Treacle us Town fans Stick together while you just stick to
    your duvet!
     
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  6. Guru of Ipswich

    Guru of Ipswich Well-Known Member

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    tweacle tart, my little piece of sweetcorn stuck in ****! hows life at window licker comp?
     
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  7. CotswoldCanary

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    Is that the best you can do Guru ?

    You are not a worthy adversary and are more pathetic than I thought.

    You are a disgrace to the old blue and white.
     
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  8. Guru of Ipswich

    Guru of Ipswich Well-Known Member

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    Nice to see that sticky treacle has eventually crawled out of
    his ****ing chariot! <laugh>
     
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  10. Guru of Ipswich

    Guru of Ipswich Well-Known Member

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    Looks like tweacle is lost for words JWM, either that or he is travelling home on the minibus as we speak!
     
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  11. Tractor Boy Steve Getting Slimmer

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    JWM, yeah he left his w--king chariot with Grunt Ho-t still inside it... Could never understand how people can be so macho from behind a keyboard... Tweacle tweacle little star what a wa-ker you are
     
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  12. CotswoldCanary

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    I have heard the Binner boys let to get sticky together - JWM, Guru and Stevie are a prime example of that.

    If you want to arrange a settler with me and remember I didnt bring violence up, you can reach me on 01603 411592.

    Good night and hope you three all snuggle up nicely together tonight.

    :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  13. oztown

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    You actually are a f@#kwit aren't you Freakle, there was a point when I thought you were just pretending.
     
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  14. Rushmere

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    Always be careful of making threats on line, you never know who is at the other end. I would suggest however, that this is neither the time or place to set up a ruck or get involved in conversations with such a serious undertone. FFS, it's supposed to be at banter level, a laugh, p-take, nothing more. Don't dish it out if you can't take it and if you get so seriously involved and wound up just stop visiting the forums.
     
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  15. canary-dave

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    Cue Hampy - you have my approval to take whatever steps you deem appropriate <ok>
     
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  16. CotswoldCanary

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    I think if you look at the telephone number carefully then I am having a little joke with everyone.

    I will explain it then

    Norwich 01603 411592

    Norwich 4 Ipswich 1
    Ipswich 1 Norwich 5
    Aggregate Norwich 9 Ipswich 2

    Simples really.

    When the Ipswich fans make a joke it is comedy genius.

    When Norwich fans have some banter then Ipswich have to threaten violence/imply violence.

    "Slimmer
    JWM, yeah he left his w--king chariot with Grunt Ho-t still inside it... Could never understand how people can be so macho from behind a keyboard... Tweacle tweacle little star what a wa-ker you are " - isnt exactly friendly banter is it ?

    I apologise unreservedly, but I dont see why I should have to, for upsetting anyone with an innocent and non foul mouthed joke.
     
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  17. Guru of Ipswich

    Guru of Ipswich Well-Known Member

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    As far as i can see, the only one talking up a scrap is the numbnut tweacle tart. Do the right thing Hampy and get rid of him, we have been having some good banter with the budgies and this idiot comes on here trying to stir up trouble.
     
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  18. Tractor Boy Steve Getting Slimmer

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    We dont want Tweacle banned, do we!... NO we dont

    Tweacle I accept your apology and hope you will accept mine as a gentleman and football scholar... There the hands out to be shaken

    But if you would care to phone me on 01473 19781981, then I am more than happy to talk with you good sir
     
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  19. CotswoldCanary

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    Cheers Steve,

    Glad you can see the fuuny side to this unlike others who take things to heart too much.

    Have a good summer and enjoy the start of the season.
     
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  20. YorkieLancsHampyLondoner

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    Sitting back chuckling to myself that I probably now have treacle's number to make prank phone calls in the middle of the night I think is the best course of action here...

    On a serious note, i'm not going to ban someone we have enjoyed banter with and been annoyed by for several years lightly. You'll have to try harder tweacle.
     
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