Well, if I didn't have an interest in Sunderland ... As for the topic, I think they clutter the board. I want to read about new stuff, not be greeted with static yellow stickies
Ha ha love it mate, you should set-up a not606 fight club. I will happily join in once the girls are settled..
I once had a lad come at me with a knife, which I still have, and I hit him with a fire extinguisher ......... he complained and said it wasn't fair
In that case, here's a new thread that might interest you http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/279084-Can-we-obliterate-some-of-these-stickies-please/page2
wasn't still warm was it? If so that goes against rule no 52 which states that, no twatting is allowed with warm radiators, car radiators, Citroen CV2's, Fire-Extinguishers or ex 606 members..
Good old rule 52 ...... they don't write 'em like that any more eh? This just reminded me of a story that few people would enjoy or even believe tbh, but you're not the average bloke. (Everyone else can ignore it.) I was having a breather with the front door lads, away from the dance floor, when a lad came staggering down the steps. We thought he was pissed until we noticed he was pressing a bar towel to his neck ...... when he asked him what was what, he pulled it away to reveal a knife stuck into neck and blood oozing out. The lads tried to get him to sit down to stop him moving, and pumping the blood out faster, but he panicked and started thrashing about and screaming ...... people coming into the club thought he was being beaten up and started interfering and crowding round. The kid was freaking out and it was getting ****ing ridiculous so me and another lad grabbed an office chair, from behind reception, a broom and a roll of gaffa tape off one of the roadies. We sat him down in the chair, stuck the broom behind him and gaffa-taped his head to it ...... then we taped his arms by his side to stop him clawing at the knife. The kid and us two were absolutely covered in blood, the poor ****er's clamped into a swivel chair and there are dozens of lasses screaming ....... ffs When the ambulance men came running into they didn't don't who to treat first Thankfully they popped back in, the following night, to tell us he was stable and we'd done a great job ....... makes it all worthwhile mate.
Can't remember whether I have mentioned this before on here, or may have been a forum far far away. Heading into a nightclub and saw two bouncers rolling about with a little fella and one of them looked like he was trying to strangle the poor twat. My mate who was in front, was seconds away from diving in when one of the bouncers shouted out he's having a fit. So close to making dicks of ourselves.
