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Off Topic Ranieri, Taylor, Drogs, Spy: KGB vs BI Game

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    My fellow KGB can now come out of the shadows. Over to you lads. :)
     
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  2. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Well played DMW - a converted BI who became a KGB martyr by taking the assassin's bullet to set up BI voting off one of their own. <applause>
    Well played ACS & DPP for superbly gathering INTEL on BI status <applause>
    Well played Jimmy for covering my ass! <applause>
    Well played Pulp, for messing up BI INTEL <applause>
    Well played Less Than for being a 'virtual' KGB - we know you wanted to be with us really <hug>
    Well played All those who participated from either side. <applause>
    Well played JPF - a cracking suggestion!" <applause>


    That just leaves me to say:
    "Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, James Bond, Johnny English, Less Hope Than Neville, Rolando, BTK, Tash, Tasty, Trev, GCB, BRS, mrtiote, MMS, DT, Indy, we have beaten them all, we have beaten them all. Maggie Thatcher &#8211; GCB - can you hear me? Your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating!&#8221;
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I don't know about anyone else but I'd like a break before the next one. My head hurts. I had talk my way out of some serious ****. Special to gcb, like a rabid dog fella <laugh> Bonus killing you twice. Obi, pulp, Jim, dpp - bottoms up!
     
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  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    And ACS - we know he likes to get his bottom up! <ok>

    And yes, a break for me too please. <ok>
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh> I forgot you my evil comrade. Your not so cryptic clues were very unwelcome <laugh>
     
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  6. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    " from Russia with love ".....<laugh>
     
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  7. Eddie's British Plodders

    Eddie's British Plodders Well-Known Member

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    How early did they turn you - was it before you were outed by Roland or after? There was a while where you were pretending to be unbelievably thick - 'I just don't understand any of this!' but at that point I had you down as possibly Philby so didn't want to waste a shot.

    Oh well. Well played.
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I like to stir the **** sometimes hahahahahahahaha.

    And well done to Trev for being a good sport.
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    To be fair It took me ages to understand what I was doing.
    Obi had to keep prompting me to investigate someone as I kept forgetting.
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    It's bottom out... In Fenwicks thank you.
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Some of my favourites - plan is hatched to kill Trevor and win game. Unfortunately a laurel and hardy sketch ensues last minute via PM resulting in me and Jim changing but no one else. Our dicks are hanging out, and to make it worse jims is 10inches on the flop. A quick edit doesn't show up, no one notices and Trevor doubts his own eyes as my error remains hidden due to lightening reflexes akin to a pussycat.

    Today we hatch our plan to win by default, and the senile bastard Jim lists a visitor message on my page to say he's cleared his inbox, I couldn't believe my eyes. Deleted but I sat waiting for someone to accidentally click on my name <laugh>

    Finally JPF decides he us embarrassed by BI incompetence and hates me so much, that he exposes our plan. Alas the f**er is foiled by some truly remarkable work <laugh> I could not believe my eyes again
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    It was after the ACS vote. I killed him because of the PM, I knew they were not allowed. Obi was red hot and deserves a great deal of credit. He turned me, then we set about keeping him alive for as long as poss. Gcb actually helped because although he was close, he never accepted the lyallin situ. It was only tonight test you pinned and I thought we were doomed.
     
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  13. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Well played all the commies...<applause>

    but it's a bad state of affairs when the game is decided by the rules and JPF's small print.<whistle>

    Thanks JPF for ruining my life for the last 2 weeks.:emoticon-0173-middl

    Must do this again but I agree a week or two's break needed just to get a life back again.<cheers>
     
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  14. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0159-music...a kiss on the hand may be quite continental but dildos are a girl's best friend...:emoticon-0159-music....<laugh>
     
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Can I just say thanks to my comrades for the way I was welcomed with open arms. I felt loved.
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Obi likes them too mind,
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Check your inbox man.
     
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  18. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    Goddam it. If I wasnt just some spotty mi5 desk jockey, people might have listened and we might very well have rooted you commie swines out.
     
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  19. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Got to say well done to DMW and Obi in particular.

    I got so caught up in being convinced you were Lyalin that I dropped the ball on Lyalin being converted. Obi kept enough doubt in my head right up til the end to get me killed.

    I'd second having a break till the next one. I can't even read normal threads at the min without wondering who's lying. Need time to reboot my brain!!
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Pfft. You are lucky to be alive, I, Oleg took pity on you prior to my conversion! <laugh> It's easier to lie when it's not a lie. I wasn't sure but I was about ACS. Felt BI had nothing to gain and there was a small chance I had ACS wrong. The possibility off two going down seemed unpalatable. I soon changed my taste
     
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