Stoke City v Newcastle United - Official Buildup/Matchday Thread

I'd rather have Armstrong or Cisse up front instead of Gouffran.

 

We never do. Why bother when you cant. If go 361 with defensive midfielders and hope for a 3 nil defeat...... **** i sound like pardew. IVE BEEN PARDEWED. Help me.....

 

Same starting line up as for Hull

 

Stoke: Begovic; Bardsley, Shawcross (c), Wilson, Muniesa; Whelan, Nzonzi; Diouf, Adam, Moses; Crouch

Subs: Sorensen, Pieters, Huth, Ireland, Arnautovic, Assaidi, Bojan

 

Haidara must have done something really bad........

 

not being able to defend very well doesn't help
neither of them are good enough that's the problem.

 

The more you listen to Neville and Carragher you realize they're just as bad as the other xenophobic pundits. That **** about Mignolet was absurd, a pure case of sticking up for a mate. And you were saying Mapou's challenge on Nasri was 'assault' Neville, yet Rooney's is 'stupid, instinctive'? Of course it is.

And if Carragher says 'Sissy' one more time I'm going to explode.

 

Wet monday night at stoke..we're playing in a cliche. Is haidara injured?

 

Do what I do, turn the sound off and you wont hear the inane twats,
Listen to some soothing music for when things start to go wrong.

 

The new shirt is ****. Why do we even need it?

 

With half the strip the same colour as the grass, they wont be able to see each other.

 

Just emotionally with Dummett being picked ahead of him.

 

Normal play resumes.

 

Wonder when Gouffran and Cabella are coming out to play

 

Why Gouffran is ever picked is fcking beyond me.

 

Most blatant penalty. How do they miss that.

 

****ing hell that was dodgy. Gouffrans done feck all so far apart from nearly concede a penalty. Get Arma on!

 

Remy Cabella is too young and inexperienced in terms of ENGLISH football to play 10. He may get used to it, but for now he needs to be out wide. For that reason, you need either Arma or Cisse playing alongside Riviere. Get Gouffran away from this side. He's a poor man's Jonas (no offence to Jonas), in that he works a bit, runs a bit, but does fck all else.

 

Playing long ball against stoke... Gotta respect pardew for wanting to beat them at his own game....

 

We look horribly slow in defense. Very vulnerable to a fast break. Looks like an appalling night for a game.