Curtis Davies #6 ‏@TheCurtisDavies I'm not going to give a non story legs by commenting. I will say I'm disappointed the way the press went about it. My life goes on as normal.
It begs the question, who would want to con her into bed and then carry on pumping her for 18 months. Worra munter.
That was my suspicion. My melon is still quite twisted though from attempting to comprehend the phrase "boob op star". I may be wearing a puzzled expression for quite some time.
About this fella who is going round pretending to be Curtis. Whats to say the fella currently playing for us is the real Curtis. Mebbe its the imposter/lookielikey and that would explain the temporary dip in form. Is the real Curtis locked up in a cupboard somewhere.
Me and my mate were once chatting to a couple of lasses in a bar. Told them he was a rally driver and I was his co-driver. They fell for it.
Whos Scrob / Sprog is Fermented inside This Willy Wully. Not Curtis. Surely. So Whos left holding the Baby.? Impossible Curtis would dribble into that Net. She's OFF.
Curtis Davies is innocent - OK? The more I read about this the funnier it becomes... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ll-City-player-Curtis-Davies-goes-labour.html Take it away KC... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1hwToAaUSo#t=0m28s
Think we should be nicking & adapting the old Andy Goram chant. "Two Curtis Davies', there's only two Curtis Davies".
She's a total train wreck. Someone needs to get a hold of her. I wonder if it would push her over the edge if she knew he was only a championship player in april 2013.
Stupid people, like this troglodyte woman, believe that if they have a story they can sell it. Newsagents shelves are filled with cheap magazines costing a quid that have headlines like 'I didn't realise my husband was a woman', so why wouldn't they? And they're right. She had a boob job on the NHS, this was picked up by a local news agency, suddenly a typical story in the HDM is in the national press, giving tabloid columnists and beyond something to write about that week. A mini-Max Clifford signs them up and before you know it there's more stories about the woman who had a boob job on the NHS (and she's not ashamed!), nightclub appearances are arranged for a fee and, in best case scenarios, a possible appearance on I'm a celebrity or similar. She's like a very poor man's Jade Goody.
Can't disagree with anything you said. As much as I find her and people like her loathsome, it's those that are exploiting her to make a quick buck that are the real scum here. Once her 15 minutes are over they'll toss her aside and won't give a **** about the mess left behind.
Erm... Josie Cunningham ‏@JosieCOnline I was originally concerned that this guy may be a fake, so I asked him to write a pin number on his cock and send me a pic with his face in.
