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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by MackemsRule, Sep 25, 2014.

  1. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Couple of weeks back, I was on the A19 and as my exit was coming in about two miles I stayed on the inside lane with the usual middle lane hoggers just sitting there coasting along at about 50 to 55.
    At a guess I was doing 60.
    Then I got flashed from behind yup nick nick.
    Pulled off and his first words were "do you think you own the road because you have a big car?"
    I couldn't believe it, he then started ranting about undertaking.
    I gave him a right mouthful about the ones crawling along in the middle lane, and told him if he ticketed me I would fight it all the way, especially as the speed limit was 70 and I was no where near it.
    I finished by telling him that if he doesn't want people undertaking give tickets to the middle lane hoggers.
    He "let me off" with a warning. twat!
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    i totaled a nissan nivara...not an easy task..cos they are tough..

    honestly thought i was a gonner...
     
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  3. BalesBalls

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    Drive a Porsche and watch w4nkers driving a hatchback think they are proving something risking overtaking to move up one place and gain 20 feet.

    Stopped at the traffic lights on a dual carriage way , so was first away from the lights in the inside lane clear road ahead when a lorry in a laybay pulled out so I moved to the outside lane, but the lorry pulled straight out into the outside lane. so it was easier to move back to the inside lane then to brake hard, got to the next set of lights and a police driver gave me a lecture about undertaking (fcukin lorry had pulled into the outside lane so he could turn right in half a mile)
     
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  4. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Yup, they seriously need to get the context right.
    The daft thing is in speeding, they class someone doing a couple of miles over the same as someone doing 30 or 40 miles over.
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Something us fellas should never do is that hand gesture when you are driving, you know the one, to women.....it just doesn't look right...or make sense :tongue:
     
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  6. SAFCDRUM

    SAFCDRUM Well-Known Member

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    Road rage karma tonight? Broke down at lights on great ancotes street near manchester city centre. Blocking one lane in rush hour. Had to call AA and everything. Having a drink tonight. Marvellous.
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Nightmare mate, you deserve that drink.
     
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  8. BalesBalls

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    Bloody speed camera's on the M25 still working 1am/2am in the morning when there's nothing around,
    Brentwood Essex has the most camera's per mile of road in the country, I could drive less then 2 miles and get flashed for 4 times

    with a mate driving home about 2am when at some pedestrian crossing someone had pushed the button to change the lights to cross the road, but because there was no traffic he had crossed the road and walking on the overside when the light turned red, so my mate drove straight though only to get flashed
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Don't give them the pleasure of catching you. Same with parking fines, seatbelts, using your mobile, etc.
     
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  10. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    I love the average speed cameras, brilliant idea. Not!
    Drive along at the maximum and you know for a fact some numpty is going to slam on his anchors just before the second camera and cause mayhem.
    Yep definite safety camera. Morons.
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    That was you!!

    Haha unlucky, bet you got some stares on there pal, bad enough road as it is!
     
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  12. Rick O'Shea

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    Those cheeky fookerd with the flashy lights and all the horns, flying around everywhere and expect you to shift for them.
     
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  13. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    But I still like a 99 every now and then.
     
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  14. Nads

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    See, I ****ing hate that.

    If you are keeping a constant speed that's not a ****ing undertake, what you have to slow down so as not to pass the ****ing knobends who don't know the rules of the road (and they are rules of the road...).

    Same as people who don't move over, in the highway code it says 'even if you are travelling at the speed limit you should always mover over for faster moving vehicles'.

    These people man, I could kill the ****ers.
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    The worst ones are the c**ts who will drive at 69mph, then pull out to overtake, speeding up to 70mph, taking a f**ing eternity to get past the car they're overtaking... just do 75mph for 10 seconds for f** sake.

    Then there's the ones who you'll go past at 85mph and they'll flash you, self elected motorway police... go. and. hang. yourself.
     
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  16. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Not a good day today. Killed a snake, quite a big one as well..

    No doubt it will end up in a pot, and be dinner.
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Gristly dinner, can't imagine snake is the best to eat. Millions of bones, especially one that you've ran over.

    How's things with you anyhow pal? Everything quiet over there atm?
     
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  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Snake ain't the best scran in the world like..

    Everything is quiet, now the army is in charge.
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Seen Bear Grylls eat a few mind, they look chewy and full of gristle.

    I don't mind snakes man, I'd **** myself if I bumped into a big one or a cobra or a pit viper, but spiders and things in the water I can't do with.

    My mrs said she seen a fin poking out the water when we were in Cuba I swear I broke the water speed world record getting back to the beach.
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Prime example of the dickheads you'll find in Manchester, this ****ing 'hard bastard' weighs in his Benz at the trafford centre dickhead convention... just go to around 1:20 in the video.

    [video=youtube;858gjQVlPeE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=858gjQVlPeE[/video]
     
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