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Off Topic Ranieri, Taylor, Drogs, Spy: KGB vs BI Game

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Sep 18, 2014.

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  1. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    Hmm. Deciphering the subtle clues within, I conclude that I vote Trev.
     
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  2. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    OK, it's been a blast. <ok> And a fantastic escape from a crappy reality. So <applause> to JPF and all those who have 'actively' participated.

    BUT, I want out - I need out! So I vote OBI WAN. You all know it's right. <ok>

    At first, i thought this was a strange 'deal' from JPF that would lead to certain KGB defeat - due to being outnumbered 3-5 and that it's now also so obvious I am KGB - leaving KGB at severe disadvantage... I mean errrr, that DT was lying and/or JPF instated another MI6 (DT as well as me) to help balance things out after Indy's sad yet immediate demise for being a dorty mackem spy. Therefore I am of course still BI INTEL. No? Really? You don't believe me? Well....., OK..... I tried! But you really are a tough crowd! &#1077;&#1073;&#1072;&#1090;&#1100;!


    Anywayyyy, I thought JPF was worried about BI having any chance at all after the scores of kills being 9-2 in favour of the far superior KGB (due to BI being clueless, upper-class, public schoolboy, fra-buggering, toffee-nosed, hapless, sexually perverted t**ts). And therefore that he was helping BI as they were taking sooooooo many losses to those superb KGB agents. <ok> Special mentions to fallen Comrades ACS & PULP. <ok>

    BUT... I now realise why this new 'deal' (KGB would have won - ask JPF) it is still a minefield...

    My parting gift as leader of the KGB is this: After you ALL jump on me next vote - and rightly so - who can / can't you trust?

    As I ordered a 'kill' on a 'BI' on Thursday (sorry BTK) and then another on Saturday ( really, really, really sorry Less Hope - 'STAR' player <ok>) , I could have used my 'convert' on Friday!

    So...... did anyone change their behaviour, arguments or voting in the meantime? Did anyone go 'missing' while they came to terms with their new 'enemy' role and had to decipher previous events to help their own cause and new story? Did anyone seem more wary of you and or challenge your views more than before? Who tried to really convince you about a particular person? Why? Are their motives helpful? Or are they trying to dupe you? If you previously knew the status of a BI and trusted them, would they be more or less likely to be a new suspect? As in, if you were KGB who would you convert? Do you want to be the sucker who finally gives the game to KGB because you trust somebody from their earlier round postings. IF you were were NOW newly arrived at KGB who would you try to convince and how would you do it - jump in with accusations about others or, pick holes in an argument, hope somebody else spots something and go with them? Sit back quietly? Be very active? Would you be overly persuasive, or gently encourage them to finally reach the the conclusion you want - while they still think it's their idea? OR IS SOMEBODY NOW DOING THAT TO YOU? OR HAS A 'FRIEND'GONE QUIET ON YOU AS IT's HARDER TO LIE WITHOUT THINKING THINGS THROUGH FIRST?

    The ones you BI scum 'thought' might be team mates back then, might not be now! Hahahahahhhhhaaaa

    Equally, by surviving tonight, I might have be holding back the 'convert' until I'm sure how it best affects the game. i might therefore do that tomorrow night, when I know who is influential and therefore best to really mix things up within BI ranks - just when BI think they are finally on to a win. Who you va)lued before, today and even tomorrow might stitch you up "like a kipper"! (as one fallen BI recently said to me - really sorry fella, but this is a cold war and with dabbling in that kind of 'stuff' you were into can only get you into seedy places where it's easy to be isolated and taken down - poor form for a spy).

    HAPPY GAMING! <ok>



    Of course, at least one 'assumed' BI might try to influence you and keep you onside (assume nothing - as KGB you observe the clever BI plays AND the totally dim-witted all combining together to kill your own!). BUT are they STILL genuine. Not WERE they genuine bit are they STILL genuine.

    Not killing me off before may be the biggest mistake ever. What's that JPF? only one round where MI5 get it wrong now? Based on form that's not good!

    So who is really, really, trying to influence you? why? why are they pushing you into whjat might appear to be 'obvious' decisions bsed on their previous role. Are they REALLY trustworthy? would they be if I had just converted them? Could they be if I haven't converted yet but will tonight - after thier views on the next the are applied?

    Oh JPF, I thought you were just totallypro-bi - you probably are totally bi - and I assumed KGB were doomed. But I now see sense. My Survival has inspired your new 'challenge' and now I know why. You truly are a genius and I love you! You can stroke Kim Philby's (yes it's me folks - vote me off ya bastards) pussy any time! <smooch>

    Now, who should I choose to convert? Who should I have chosen if I did it on Friday? Who should i have chosen on Wednesday, or even before? Who will try to really, really, really pursuade who that THEY are right, regardless of their plot? Who is weak enough to fall for it?

    Who will now re-read the whole thread only to realise this one, single post f**s up almost everything in their heads? TRUST NO ONE!

    ONLY 1 night where KGB do not get voted off and we win! I think it might actually happen now! JPF you thought you were clever by changing the rulesto help a BI victory, you pro-bi campainer you.........



    &#1059;&#1076;&#1072;&#1095;&#1080; &#1090;&#1086;&#1074;&#1072;&#1088;&#1080;&#1097;&#1080;!


    TRUST NO ONE! mwhahahahhahaahhhhahahhahaaaaa
     
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  3. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Oh, and Jedi mind-f***s only work on the weak-willed" (sorry Less Than)

    Now, this is where you go wrong. Nobody wants to be considered as weak-willed, so you instinctively block it out and assume everything you think you know must be right. ! So you will will be defiant and believe that all your previous assumptions are true. It's this typical British stubbornness makes you blind to what is really going on...

    The truly strong willed can open their mind....

    Gordievski, it must be tough holding that trigger, twitching, ready to fire... you might be the hero after all. Very tempting. OR take down one of your own? It might only be one mistake and the numbers could even out.

    Itchy fingers?

    SHOOT! DON'T Shoot!

    I've successfully struck twice. Can you?

    Hmmmm, What if i convert you tomorrow night instead? (I still receive nightly INTEL, you don't with no MI6 left). I'd quite like that. You might be gunning down your current friends if i do.

    Go on shoot me - i know you want to! BUT if you do, it might get blocked. Must be sooo f****in frustrating.


    i'm so glad this will all be over soon and we can lead 'normal' lives again! <laugh><laugh>


    When you vote, USE THE FORCE!



    LAST POST!
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    How long did obi spend writing all that? <laugh> Paying for last night this morning.
     
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  5. Graham Carr's Binoculars

    Graham Carr's Binoculars Well-Known Member

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    I vote DMW

    It's so obvious he's playing us.
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh> dog and bone.
     
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  7. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    [table="width: 500, class: grid, align: center"]
    [tr]
    [td]Nominated Player[/td]
    [td]Nominated By[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Obi[/td]
    [td](5) DMW, Tasty, Obi, Trev, DPP[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]DMW[/td]
    [td](1) GCB[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Trev[/td]
    [td](1) Rolando[/td]
    [/tr]
    [/table]
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    BI - can I just suggest once we obi, we then kill gcb. All joking aside, this railroading to me, even when we have obi bang to rights looks more than suspicious - it's bloody obvious. Well played gcb but you have run out of guns! Roland - you will need to explain why you are killing Trevor too! I think we have them rounded up
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    There seems to be a vague feeling on the tags that Trev may have something to hide...
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Off to golf very back later
     
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  11. Q

    Q Well-Known Member

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    This looks like it was fun.
     
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  12. Graham Carr's Binoculars

    Graham Carr's Binoculars Well-Known Member

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    I started the vote for Pulp who was not only KGB but Maclean too so I'm clearly BI.

    Obi was someone who claimed you were Lyalin which is very suspicious given he's basically confirming he's KGB and DT who was MI6 has said to vote for you. You've played the game well but your cover is all but gone.
     
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  13. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    I vote for Obi

    Have a feeling Obi just wants the game to finish and will probably turn out to be BI but is the obvious vote following last night.

    GCB may have been BI but not convinced he is on returning from the dead or, alternatively, that he has subsequently been turned. That being said the KGB have probably kept me alive as I have been so bad at working things out and have actually stunk at this and been the person duped and helping them all along!!

    For a ghost A Commie Spy seems extremely active.

    Never did understand the tags on this site but have this strange feeling that A Commie Spy does!!!

    Great to see JPF's ability to continuously change the rules hasn't been lost!!!

    Off soon to watch the golf and will return later.
     
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  14. Graham Carr's Binoculars

    Graham Carr's Binoculars Well-Known Member

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    But I outed Pulp after I came back from the dead.
     
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  15. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Am I dead yet? :)
     
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  16. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    This thread isn't so good since Less Hope died, nowhere near as many conspiracy theories flying around. maybe he should be reinstated.

    Whoever killed him needs shooting!
     
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  17. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Only one definite left in this game and that is Obi being KGB so am nominating Obi!
     
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  18. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Bring it on! At least I'm not 'bi'.

    That's all JPF wanted - all of us openly declaring in public that we are bi. It was his little 'game'! <laugh>

    I will win! The only one to shout "I'm NOT bi!". Vote me out, shoot me, but I will be the only one to win and hold on to my pride. You've all been conned into the wrong 'game' by that sleaze bag! I will be victorious!

    Do, it vote me out tonight! Shoot just to make sure! Do it tonight! Thank you!

    I'm going down! And no JPF, I don't mean on you, you dirty little bi you! <laugh>
     
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I'm onto you now. You claim you voting for pulp is evidence of being clearly. Yet I gave voted off ACS and Pulp, double your effort and yet I'm KGB? Your reasoning has not stacked up at all. Yes you were BI but since returning your aggressive running of the vote makes me very suspicious.
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Which looked a complete stab in the dark, maybe it was just a play.
     
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