If you could be a girl for a day....

hash use nair - just as good and cheaper than veet

 

that is infinitely difficult, id probably get the lines wonky.

 

i dunno my mrs says the same thing but the cut incident must have givin me super balls as i dont ever feel burn <ballslikebengalitigers>

edit : im fooling no one with the my mrs , not when you've admitted its you jen

 

haha!
dont think i'll be risking putting chemicals like that down below. besides, doesnt last as long as ripping the hairs out.

 

nah - lather up and its simple downward strokes either side

it would be harder to do w's

that would be

w o w

 

im off to watch a few episodes of blue bloods toodle tits and all the breast

 

Once I got a mega self-abuse session out the way I'd:

1. Confuse people by farting loudly in public and parking my car quickly and accurately
2. Experience being on the blob to see if it's the biggest con perpetrated on mankind
3. Take advantage of having a ladies perspective so that I can improve my pulling technique when I switch back
4. See if I can get drivers of double-decker buses to crash by sitting on top of their periscope with no knickers on
5. Explain the offside rule to Andy Gray and Richard Keys

 

All are curious at it.

 

Convincing all my friends to come around for a sleepover, getting them all naked and playing with each others.

I'd also spend the time convincing them that I slept with the real me and found out that the real me was actually a brilliant lover who made the girl me cum 10 times a night and I'd still be seeing him if I thought my body could cope with it.

 

**** this heart-shape nonsense. Wax it into a dinosaur shape. Like a T-Rex.

I don't know what I'd do if I were a woman for a day. I'd like to think I'd slot increasingly bigger objects: a pencil; a carrot; a cucumber; a rolling pin; a traffic cone etc but apparently women don't spend their time doing this.
I don't know why they even have vaginas.