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Off Topic Ranieri, Taylor, Drogs, Spy: KGB vs BI Game

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Sep 18, 2014.

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  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh> paranoia -vote obi! <laugh>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Sep 27, 2014
  2. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I don't think Paranoia is online tonight DMW.
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Sep 27, 2014
  3. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Oh it is, Paranoia is all around you.

    <monster>
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Sep 27, 2014
  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh> this game gets better with drink - rum time!
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Sep 27, 2014
  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> It will be forever after this bloody game. I can't even walk to shops in the dark now.
     
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    Obi Wan, Sep 27, 2014
  6. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Not many votes for CMAR?

    Who is this DT chap?

    A few flexing right now I guess :)
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 27, 2014

  7. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Why would you say that...

    :bandit:

    nothing to be worried about...

    :bandit:

    nothing I tells you, nothing...

    :bandit:
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Sep 27, 2014
  8. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    did the vote finish at 9pm?
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Sep 27, 2014
  9. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Well JPF is on line and the result is.......
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Sep 27, 2014
  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh> a good point, this is what happens when everyone drinks
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Sep 27, 2014
  11. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    A source in the paper reveals two BI players have died this night... DT (Cry Me A Riviere), and Less Hope Than Neville... Paper to be published in due course
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Sep 27, 2014
  12. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    [video=youtube;jkbb-pv0XH4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkbb-pv0XH4[/video]
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Sep 27, 2014
  13. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    You meddling ACS/DT/CMAR? <laugh> IP ADDY check! IP ADDY check! <laugh>
     
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    Obi Wan, Sep 27, 2014
  14. Rum & Black for 2

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    Ahhhhh

    This means a marathon re-read of the whole thing now.
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Sep 27, 2014
  15. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    The "Bird" From The PHVIST Is Worth Two In The Bush​


    MI6 Agent, Cry Me A Riviere (formerly Debuchy's Tattooist), is the seemingly latest victim of the ongoing power struggle within British Intelligence. Having been in the position a manner of days, replacing the long serving Reedio Heed, he was responsible for subtle investigation on colleagues within the departments containing our Secret Service.

    Unfortunately, in the early hours of this evening, Cry Me A Riviere was uncovered sloped over a chair in The Nag's Legs, Shepherd's Bush, where he was a frequent patron of their expensive fluids. The coroner has revealed that, in a fashion similar to the assassination of Georgi Markov, the MI6 Agent was sniped in the buttocks with a micro-engineered pellet containing the lethal substance, ricin.

    In stark contrast, the fate of the the majority of Less Hope Than Neville's body has not been discovered, but rumour reveals the MI5 officer was gagged, stripped, covered in honey and thrown to ravenous bears, who were apparently equal part gentle lovers, ferocious sexy mental terrorists, and finally brutal carnivores. Analysis from an ermmm... "ring"... Scotland Yard also found in the Shepherd's Bush area, seems to corroborate this gruesome story.

    One can only imagine that Soviet Union forces are firmly content with tonight's proceedings, and the KGB infiltration in British Intelligence is deeper than anyone imagined.
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Sep 27, 2014
  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I vote obi obviously
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Sep 27, 2014
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    <laugh>..<laugh>

    When you've finished let me know what your findings are.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Sep 27, 2014
  18. Eddie's British Plodders

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    JPF - unless BTK or Neville were killed by friendly fire, Philby should still have been on a cooldown tonight after taking out BTK on Thursday evening and therefore unable to kill... Perhaps those remains were so badly mauled by those freaky bears that they were misidentified and Neville might still be at large... Or am I just desperately clutching at straws here?!!
     
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    Eddie's British Plodders, Sep 27, 2014
  19. Eddie's British Plodders

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    Vote Obi.
     
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    Eddie's British Plodders, Sep 27, 2014
  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    It's me no it isn't it's mr t it's DMW... Haha.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 27, 2014
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