O/t having kids

Why does everyone think it's special to have kids i think it's boring and stupid all they do is play with a cardboard box and are just so boring and annoying. I don't think it's special to be there for the birth of ur child because it's cruel on them because nobody should be seen in that way. If an adult got a bucket of slime poured over them nobody would say it was lovely and special and it's the same for a kid. My philosophy is you don't want to see ur kid growing up because that's boring instead im going to wait till they're 18 so we can go out on the drink and go to strip clubs and such.

 

So what you're basically saying is that you're a dickhead?

 

No what I'm saying is the truth

 

To be fair mate, you were a child once ....... oops, sorry, you still are

 

You're stating an opinion. Got nothing to do with the truth. Got a lot to do with being a ****ing dickhead.

 

nah, you're saying your a dickhead

 

On a serious note, I suppose watching your kids being born and then raising them the best you can is not for everyone...For me though it has been more rewarding then anything else i have done by a country mile..

 

I have 3 sons in my avatar, nowt means more to me

 

Al, me and our lass are nearing divorce, the fact that she is at my mothers house with my kids and she left before i came home from work tonight and i have not kissed them goodnight is doing my nut, the OP is a cnut

 

Sorry to here that marra...You must be going through hell at present..

 

Agreed

 

not pleasant but mainly my own fault, i should not be allowed out on my own, i.e burnley

 

**** mate. Gutted for you marra.

 

we'll have a bit crack the morra, i'll move along so long as long as numpty isnt there

 

All your kids need from you is the strength of your personality, your love and clarity.

No matter how strange things appear your kids are always your kids and you will be their only dad forever.

Nothing can ever change that and you must hold onto that thought ......... it's the only way.

 

Laughed like a ****ing dork when I read that man, hahaha well done.

 

He's been there the first two games like, I'll come down with you half time if he's stuck in the middle. He might move over but feel ****ty passing the ****er onto someone else. Did you ever see Ideal with Johnny Vegas? He looks like the lad from Morpeth

 

so much **** about people standing in the vercinity of their own seat i'm scared to slither me like

 

Look son your Mam and me have tried to explain this too you.
When your Mam called you boring she didn't mean you were boring all the time.
And when I said you were annoying, it was just to get you to shut the **** up.
If you feel that way about your birth we wont keep showing you the videos.
And I'm sick of telling you I'm not taking you out for a drink and see the strippers, because you're an annoying boring little twat.

Oh and your Mam says to bring the Corn Flakes box back, its for cereal not your ****ing Beano's.

Lots of love Mam & Dad.

 

What's the crack like? Stewards? I'd prefer it if a few more crammed in, you can get a better bounce going.