The Friday dilemna thread

Is it wrong to sit in meetings with female colleagues and spend the time wondering about their downstairs hairstyles?

 

*dilemma

Really?

How attractive are they?

 

Varying levels really. And no - you're not getting pictures

 

I do this all the time.

 

My company is 80% women, 60% of which I'd very happily shag, if I did that there's no ****ing way I'd be able to even speak in meetings.

 

I usually imagine them in sexual scenarios, getting gradually more degrading than the last.

 

Irony overload.

 

I woke with attractive women, it's what happens in luxury online retail, especially when you work in Mayfair.

Well done for digging around for that quote though <Medro>

How is that relevant to the Inbetweeners comment I made?

 

Wet dream?

 

You woke with attactive women?

 

Yeah - that as well. One of these days my meeting notes are going to reflect my thoughts rather than what actually happened and i'll be nicked by the vice Squad

 

Only if you try to verify your suspicions by attaching mirrors to your shoes.

 

You really that desperate?

Let me know how old you are again? And you're a father?



Sort your ****ing life out.

 

Seriously, what is wrong with you son?

 

Says the 50+ year old with kids who spends his Friday afternoon quoting every post a random person on the internet makes?

Get a ****ing grip

 

You are not a random person stupid, YOU decided to quote my posts and dislike everything I say for reasons beyond my ken so, I've decided to annoy the **** out of you just for the fun of it so let's see who cracks first you little ****.

Get it?

 

Toby and Dev should ****

 

and ER ... a three way

Toby is the youngest, so he gets to **** them in the ass.

 

That's definitely what happens.

 

Last time the TV license man came a knocking I asked if I could pay there and then told him to wait a tick while I get my Visa card shut the door and sparked a joint.
Sat in the upstairs window laughing until he ****ed off.