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If our players were wrestlers.....

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Been thinking... if our players were to persue an alternative career in American wrestling what would their wrestling names and signature moves be?

    I could easily see Steven 'the sniper victim' Taylor.... in a black crosshairs leotard with a signature move of violently slapping himself into his (already felled) opponent in a dramatic finishing move.

    Feel free to suggest your own for past or present players... :)
     
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  2. Pulp

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    Has the Vince McMahon rumour surfaced again? <laugh>

    The Iron Cheick. Stares the opposition into submission
     
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  3. MF SHAK

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    Jack colback, the ginger geordie (obviously). Does the 'col-back' where he slams you on your back so hard you wake up back in your home city

    That's all I got
     
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    John carver could be Paul bearer
     
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    Lmao


    With the pardew inspired 'legion of left backs'
     
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  6. Heed

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    Remy Cabella = AJ Lee

    One skips around the ring, the other skips around the pitch before falling over like a Girl when he's touched.
    Hopefully, he'll become a Rock type figure.
     
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  7. Blue harvest

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    Xisco - "The Enigma" - he runs in, assists just the once then is never seen again.

    Ignacio María González - "Nacho-Man" - Arrives and departs without anyone noticing.

    Bellamy - "The Mosquito" - runs around his opposition, swings golf clubs at them, falls out with managment then moves on.

    Ameobis - "The Soccer players" - They pretend to be football players, special move as one is getting tired and the crowd think he's finished quickly tags other in for another 10 years!!

    Pardew - "Rik Flair" - Silver haired git that nobody really likes.
     
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    Cabella - "the daddy long legs" - just heads into the corners and bounces off things with out ever achieving anything.

    Shearer - "Hulk Hogan" - a classic from the golden age, always the good guy!
     
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    Ben Arfa is Giant Haystacks
     
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    Obviously Steve "people's elbow" Harper was a former wrestler of ours? <whistle>
     
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    Quality sir.
     
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    He's changed his name to Unprofessional Haystacks!
     
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    Demba "Million Dollar Man" Ba - Character who helps whichever side pays him more to help them

    Gabriel "Rey Mysterio" Obertan - Runs around the ring like a headless chicken
     
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    this!
     
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    Pardew the silver fox

    He can bullshit people to death.
     
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