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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

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  1. Lucas Talking

    Lucas Talking Well-Known Member

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    Scatological auto-arousal masochistic suicide?
     
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    Lucas Talking, Sep 25, 2014
  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    This thread has taken a strange change in direction. The boring **** will be all over Steph. Fi doesn't like the ****er either <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Sep 25, 2014
  3. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    Indeed. As Shakespeare once quoth:


    It was something like that, anyway . . . <whistle>
     
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    CCC, Sep 25, 2014
  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I hope Fiona is better looking than Deinse and has fewer penises growing on her.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Sep 25, 2014
  5. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    'To ploweth the arse and pull out coated in faeces
    is one of the truest blisses known to our species,
    but the sexual artisan findeth most felicitous and firmest wood
    arising in your German grannies,
    when exploring with ones dripping manhood
    the foulest, most stinkieth nooks and crannies'

    - Shakespeare
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Sep 25, 2014
  6. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    Or Denice.
     
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    CCC, Sep 25, 2014
  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    If she spells her name with a "c" then that would make her even more undesirable.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Sep 25, 2014
  8. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    I would imagine the spelling of her name wasn't entire her own choice.
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Sep 25, 2014
  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Well if she was born Denis, as suspected, it would be.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Sep 25, 2014
  10. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Maybe she was born Denise, had a seed change to Dennis but she's that ****ed up she had another one back to Denise?
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Sep 25, 2014

  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    RHC, can you clear this up for us please?

    Ask Denisce how many sex changes he has had please.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Sep 25, 2014
  12. saintanton

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    Do you think he'd live long enough to report back?
     
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    saintanton, Sep 25, 2014
  13. CCC

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    She does, apparently. <ok>
     
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    CCC, Sep 25, 2014
  14. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Is it like, Deneece?
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Sep 25, 2014
  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    That's it. I'm never going to the Cheece.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Sep 26, 2014
  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It wasn't her shout, you soft yank twat <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Sep 26, 2014
  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No <laugh>

    I had the huge misfortune to get caught in a 'conversation' with Rob the Builder last night. Complete with stereotypical pencil behind his ear <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Sep 26, 2014
  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Fi will have to come in tonight. The snivelling , self-centred bitch behind the bar says they won't ever get another bar tab if the outstanding one isn't paid in full. Looking forward to seeing her <whistle>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Sep 26, 2014
  19. CCC

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    Existentialism? Theoretical Physics? Ethics? Genetic Engineering? What was the topic?

    It was building, wasn't it? :smiley-finger007:
     
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    CCC, Sep 26, 2014
  20. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    What size tab we talking here?
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Sep 26, 2014
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