http://news.sky.com/story/807749/queens-bid-for-poverty-grant-slammed Long may she reign over you eh.
Taking into account the oirish are well behind the rest of humanity this is current news in paddy land.
"Ah bejaysus Bernadette - the things we could have done with that money and that old whower spends it all just to heat her fecking kitchen for a few weeks. Your cousin Michael should have done her when he had the chance""
I favour prosaic décor such as oak screening, the odd renter, and biblical tapestry. I can imagine you sleep on a rancid paillasse.