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Ethereal Spiders

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Black Caviar, Sep 24, 2014.

  1. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    There's a big spider running around ma living room. I call him Boris. At around 1:30am he does the same lap around room he does every night. I guess that's his hunting route.

    I leave some obstacles in his route sometimes for laffs but I don't think Boris finds it amusing.
     
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  3. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    There are lots of spiders this year something to do with the weather, they are sneaky ****ers if they try to escape but they do die if you squish them.
    Failing that trap in a glass .

    24 Aug 2013 projectavalon.net
     
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  4. ncgandy

    ncgandy Well-Known Member

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    Isn't that just every September?

    24th August is my birthday
     
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  5. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Spooky Gandy.
    The OP Eddie copied this from a very far out web site I just spent 20 mins reading the comments wow I thought i had issues.
    One of the posts was about lighting a candle in a pitch black room and staring at yourself in a mirror without blinking for about 30 mins a day .
    Apparently after about a week the image changes to a different face and eventually there is no reflection at all.
    Freaky ...
     
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  6. ncgandy

    ncgandy Well-Known Member

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    Oh yeah, the wonders of alcohol, gotta love it. <ok>
     
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  7. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    If you are seeing spiders that are not there i imagine it is something stronger than booze .:emoticon-0104-surpr
     
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  8. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Projectavalon.net Far out
     
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  9. ncgandy

    ncgandy Well-Known Member

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    I'd love to see things that aren't there, but unfortunately Tesco don't supply anything strong enough to help.

    I'm heading into Dereham to see what I can pick up. It's not London FFS.
     
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  10. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    If you are not seeing spiders after a long weekend on the piss, you are not drinking enough.

    Ps. there isn't anything stronger than booze. Just ask your local tramp.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Tennants Super seems to be the best for seeing things that are not there.
     
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  12. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Delirium tremens (Latin for "shaking frenzy", also referred to as DTs, "the horrors", "the bottleache", "quart mania", "ork orks", "gallon distemper", "barrel fever","the shakes", or "the fear") is an acute episode of delirium that is usually caused by withdrawal from alcohol, first described in 1813.[1][2] Benzodiazepines are the treatment of choice for delirium tremens (DT).

    <cheers>
     
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  13. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Don't think Eddie is s big piss head .
     
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  14. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    And for talking to dead relatives
     
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  15. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    Second best to Jonno, you mean <ok>
     
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  16. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    It's nothing to concern yourself with really.

    What you are witnessing, is the spider 'scouts' that provide 'recon' information for the eventual arachnid invasion.

    They are just observing currently and also testing the resolve and nerve of 'test humans' like yourself.

    Showing some of the larger spiders to humans at night tests how freaked-out people will get at realising that some of these eight-legged-freaks are the size of a small cat.

    If you don't call pest-control then they regard your place as safe and will look to fill your house with larger spiders in due course.

    Nothing to be concerned about whatsoever. <ok>
     
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  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    You snort jobbies.
     
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  18. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    ever ****ed to scat porn?
     
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  19. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Naw man, never.

    I'm no down wae the brown.
     
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  20. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    I can detect employment?

    Unlike most of the 'Scotch' on here :)
     
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