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Off Topic Ranieri, Taylor, Drogs, Spy: KGB vs BI Game

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Sep 18, 2014.

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  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Fook it! 2 down?

    I only went Tash as I knew (or had been conned into thinking) 'Less Than' was MI5 and yet Tash 'outed him'.
    And he claimed that I was MI5. Nothing else stacked up for me. But why did they take out GCB is he's 'only' MI5?
     
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  2. Eddie's British Plodders

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    No way. Tash as KGB was the only vote I've even been a little confident about. Sickener. We're down to one MI6 and we haven't a clue...

    Things are looking grim.
     
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  3. Agent Bruce.

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    Based on the facts, and Tashes intel I vote for Less Hope.
    Nailed on KGB.
     
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  4. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I assure you that is true. If its any help, Tash said he enquired about me on the third day (I think).
     
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  5. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Updated the OP. Full voting pattern is on there, along with felled players <ok>

    I'm writing up the newspaper, but you know the important info now guys, so have a great evening one and all!
     
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  6. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    I expect to be gone tomorrow night. That will be a mistake and will help seal the defeat of the British forces sadly.
     
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  7. Obi Wan

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    And in 2 nights they can have another 'hit'. Oleg can't save us both at once.
     
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  8. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    [table="width: 500, class: grid, align: center"]
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    [td]Nominated Player[/td]
    [td]Nominated By[/td]
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    [td]Less Hope Than Neville[/td]
    [td](2) Magic MS, Trev[/td]
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    [td]Blacker Than Knight[/td]
    [td](1) Less Hope[/td]
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    [td]Obi[/td]
    [td](1) DT[/td]
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  9. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    I have to take my hat off to the KGB - they have played a blinder by doing as little as possible - and I still think that even though they lost ACS yesterday, they managed to do a lot of good work throwing us off their scent at the same time.
     
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  10. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    I'm even worse off than that JPF!
     
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    I'm 99% certain that I know why I was assassinated and who by but I'm assuming I can no longer share that information?
     
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  13. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    No, you can't share it - but you can PM me your thoughts tomorrow after I'm voted out! <laugh>
     
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    Sorry Tash, who next...........DMW
     
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  15. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Tash was told that DMW is Lyalin. It's possible that Tash was the victim of Maclean when he got that response (as well as he was when he enquired about me) but voting for DMW would be a massive risk for any BI to make.
     
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  16. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Coke And Dagger?​



    Although we were happy to report positive developments, with the outing and execution of war criminal and Soviet double-agent, Anthony Blunt (ACS), tonight's affair makes much grimmer reading for British Intelligence forces. Not one, but two Secret Service personnel, were felled within moments of each other, the coroner has attested. Tash, an MI6 Agent charged with the internal investigation of British Intelligence, was mistakenly taken out in Leicester Square, it appears, as a potential KGB operative. Meanwhile, just a mile or two down the road, outside a traditional Native American Restaurant, "I Told You Sioux", MI5 Officer "GCB" met a similar fate.

    While the circumstances of both deaths are unclear, Scotland Yard have confirmed that Tash's bloodstream was mostly vodka, and that copious amounts of semen (of varying different types, but mostly belonging to the victim) and cocaine were found at the scene. Forensics teams have yet to reveal the cause of death, in fact, before the second death was tied to this crime, one observer had actually assumed it was just another case of being a big fat bastard.

    The second victim, GCB, was only identified as such from semi-nude modelling photos, due to the fact he was decapitated, it seems, by a celebratory cigar, laced with explosives. The Chief Constable released a document in the deceased man's possession, which, when decrypted, read:

    "I'm onto something big, I may be a target.... and I am sure I have seen DMW with a knife, don't trust him"

    One thing is for certain, whatever the ramifications or justifications of those words, the British Intelligence Service is once again in crisis, moments after the small victory of outing a national traitor. The question is, how many more remain, and how many more good men will pay the ultimate price?
     
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  17. Obi Wan

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    And Lyalin is the response I got too! That's why I didn't vote for DMW, or you as you showed as MI5.
     
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  18. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Now is the time for clear heads and a strategy. We need to work out what GCB was onto. However, I also think in many ways we need to cut down on speculation, identify a target and go for it. If we can get two targets all the better - we have an assassin too I believe, but that would be a bonus. The fightback starts now!

    I looked who the first person was to vote for Tash but it was GCB! Quick on his heels tho was BTK. I see he also voted straight away for Lyalin. Interesting....
     
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  20. Obi Wan

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    Hmmm

    Trying to switch votes away from ACS
    But Roland was 'saved' by Lyalin vs A Commie Spy


    Well spotted sir! And you know I 100% trust you, even if I haven't convinced you yet! <ok>

    Straight in within no time of joining in the game - ACS's body was still warm (well it would be after being burned! :) )


    I will leave those thoughts with you my friends!
     
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